The greatest person in the entire world, she'll make you REALLY happy! She does the nicest things ever, but don't make her hate you!
by Axartsme July 7, 2011
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He sometimes helps people with their
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Guy#1:Oh damn she got knocked out Kaster can
You help us carry her inside
Kaster:Yeah if its for somebody knocked out I'll help
You help us carry her inside
Kaster:Yeah if its for somebody knocked out I'll help
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“I don’t understand how there’s so much drugs in the prisons. How do they get it all in?” Gemma asked.
“Mostly keystering.”
“What’s that?”
“It’s packed in balloons or condoms. The vistors insert them into their bodies, take them out during the visits and the prisoners insert them into their bodies at visitation. Women visitors have two places they can insert them, and men one. A prisoner who can store a lot inside himself is called a mule. He’ll get paid by the gangs to receive drugs through visitation. Sometimes the packages burst and the mule dies of an overdose or is hospitalised.”
-from Jonsjailjournal
“Mostly keystering.”
“What’s that?”
“It’s packed in balloons or condoms. The vistors insert them into their bodies, take them out during the visits and the prisoners insert them into their bodies at visitation. Women visitors have two places they can insert them, and men one. A prisoner who can store a lot inside himself is called a mule. He’ll get paid by the gangs to receive drugs through visitation. Sometimes the packages burst and the mule dies of an overdose or is hospitalised.”
-from Jonsjailjournal
by Shaun Attwood May 14, 2008
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Fred: Yeah I did. It was great!
John: I think he is a great musical artist.
Fred: I agree!
Fred: Yeah I did. It was great!
John: I think he is a great musical artist.
Fred: I agree!
by Richard Richwell April 4, 2022
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Being a devout follower of Kamsterism has awakened me and helped me to progress along my path of enlightenment.
by KKWong April 19, 2008
Get the Kamsterism mug.The keyster bunny is the lucky prisoner who goes on work furlong or gets a pass for a family emergency. He then shoves all the drugs he can find up his ass and then gives them to his buddies back in the slammer.
Everybody feels its easter, but the eggs came from the keyster.
Everybody feels its easter, but the eggs came from the keyster.
by Withheld for your protection December 9, 2008
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