When one is feeling overwhelmed with emotions and feelings that they cannot simply contain themselves. Usually used to describe a feelings of overwhelmed feelings.
Ella was feeling flusterfucked from her day at work and ranted to a coworker nearby.
1. It's when a large number of people are in a really confusing or awkward situation and everybody has the wrong idea about everything, so naturally,they all react in the most wrong way possible, and the consquences are huge.
A person who gets flustered easily, so much so that a single flirt or romantic/sexual indication might as well make them scream into a pillow, kick their feet non-stop, blush intensely, and have many other over-the-top reactions related to being flustered.
A: Hey, is your boyfriend alright? He's been red as a tomato all morning!
B: Oh yeah, I told him I would give him kisses till he's breathless, that's why.
A grumpy old man who can't be bothered with anything, has all his life been in a bad mood, and generally, has a dark cloud over his head.
You, Mr. Smith, are an old blusterfuck! You have been in a bad mood for forty years, can't be bothered with anything, and you steal my happiness every time you darken my door.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"