Clusterfuckola

Multiples of multiple screw ups with no practical cure, compounding into even bigger screw ups, which will evolve into seriuos consequences for all.

Clusterfuckola USA with its huge economic problems, massive debts that cannot be paid, massive unemployement, undeclared wars costing fortunes & lives with no goal for victory, taxpayer bailouts of private companies, tax laws that destroy progress, high inflation, corrupt politicians, corrupt finance industry along with an aging population depending on entitlements, whose life savings have been cleaned out by the cluterfuckola mentioned.

Clusterfuckola by DOOMUS April 10, 2009

clusterfucktastrophe 

An unnecessarily complicated calamity resulting from a series of poorly executed decisions or events.

Bad planning on your part should not necessitate an emergency on my part — don't set me up for a clusterfucktastrophe.

clusterfucktastrophe by twisterstory February 28, 2011

clusterfucklet 

Clusterfucklet - (noun) official management term to describe something not quite so catastrophic as a true Clusterfuck, but certainly exhibiting more clusterfuckiness than a mere ballsup.

The clusterfucklet reported in the morning didn't bring the ENTIRE system down, but enough to cause some shouty emails in various directions

clusterfucklet by tangentc June 2, 2016

clusterfucktabulous 

This is typically a point of view where you are a third party looking on with hilarious admiration at a situation unfold that is a complete clusterfuck.

"IBM said everything wrong in that meeting. Listening from the phone it was clusterfucktabulous!"

clusterfucktabulous by Icewater July 30, 2008

Clusterfucktabulous! 

An optional answer for someone involved in a clusterfuck when they're asked how it's going.

"How it going with that project?"
"It's clusterfucktabulous!"

Clusterfucktabulous! by Shockman February 25, 2006

clusterfuckopolis 

The capital city of all clusterfucks. Many have visited. Few have returned....in one piece.

Mr B, If you keep making decisions like that, this project is headed straight for clusterfuckopolis! Do you really want to go there!?

clusterfuckopolis by joe5628 July 2, 2008

clusterfuckfaceometer 

(n) The device used to report the "feels like" data on the weather channel.

Different from scientific calculations, such as wind chill or heat-index, the clusterfuckfaceometer produces a much more sensational and easy to understand value. It is usually composed of 6 to 10 (but not more) people of little importance to the weather channel. This includes interns, assistants, or even the odd mailman that walks in at the wrong time. This group of people is then herded outside with no instruction. The first number within 100 degrees of the actual temperature, shouted out by a member of the aforementioned group, is then recorded.

If the process is taking too long, a meteorologist will often ask someone to shout out the balance of their bank account.

After this exercise, the clusterfuckfaceometer is then herded back inside to resume their other normal tasks.

Jack: "Holy crap, feels like a hundred degrees out here!"

Joe: "YOUR WRONG! The weather channel told me it feels like 86.37 degrees out here. They just cast out their clusterfuckfaceometer."

Jack: "Well that's a pleasant improvement, yesterday they told me it felt like 86.94 degrees, and boy were they right!"

Zachary: "... What an asinine measurement."

clusterfuckfaceometer by Neil @ RateSavvy February 5, 2012