clusterfucktastrophe 

An unnecessarily complicated calamity resulting from a series of poorly executed decisions or events.

Bad planning on your part should not necessitate an emergency on my part — don't set me up for a clusterfucktastrophe.

clusterfucktastrophe by twisterstory February 28, 2011

Clusterfucktastrophe 

Something which feels catastrophic; like it is complete chaos due to being clustered, causing a since of being overwhelmed & unable to find a starting place.

"My life is a clusterfucktastrophe right now."

Clusterfucktastrophe by $t0rmy Weather January 3, 2019

Clusterfucktastrophy 

The perfect storm of everything that should never happen, yet still does. Somebody should obviously be dead from the magnitude, but miraculously everyone survived.

Councilman said that me driving an Odyssey dune buggy in the snow was a serious Clusterfucktastrophy.

Clusterfucktastrophy by MAshton2008 January 12, 2009

Clusterfuckastrophe 

It's a kerfuffle of epoch proportions, resulting from multiple poor decisions that can each only be described as unfortunate boondoggles that grew out of indifference by leadership and their inability to recognize and acknowledge their insane decisions, or lack thereof.

Clearly shaken by the events of the day, it was now apparent that the full impact of the clusterfuckastrophe was not yet known, but soon would be.

Clusterfuckastrophe by The Guru of Futility July 26, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019