klsnd 

To go through a phonebook and search for hilarious surnames of people who are obliviously unaware of your doings.

'Oh my god, last night me and Keith were up all night klsnding'

klsnd by urbanjam September 1, 2011

klondike thunder 

Someone stomping through the house waking everybody up

Try to sleep I wish Klondike thunder would quit stopmping through the house.

klondike thunder by Bearcatkev June 10, 2018

Klondike Feaver 

A condition where the length of a mans genitialia does not extend beyond the layers of clothing he is wearing.

Man; it was so cold out when I went to take a leak I had a bad case of Klondike Feaver.

Klondike Feaver by Moolie February 11, 2010

Klandon 

A fairly large tongan who enjoys indulging himself with the exquisite taste of Equus caballus. He's exceptionally gifted in the musical arts as well as a variety of other arrangements. If you are not aware of this man's presence, please vacate that rock in which you have been living under all these years.

Girl: "OMG! There's Klandon!!! .....(Hide the horses)

Moke Guy: "Ho rajah Klandon, you stay one beast at da guitar lydat yeah!?"

White Guy: "Excuse me Sir, Can you please step out of the vehicle.....and make way for Klandon"

Tongan Guy: "Tamasi!"

Klandon by iLAVET! June 20, 2011

be a klondike 

A good person/place/thing that radiates joy for the whole world to see.

I hate how people are so rude they should be a Klondike.

be a klondike by Babycow9 July 4, 2018

Klandma 

Racist grandma or grandma that is member of the Ku Klux Klan. The word was created by the person who created the subreddit r/forwardsfromklandma, which posts racist memes. Formed with the words "Klan" and "Grandma".
Basically, r/forwardsfromklandma is r/forwardsfromgrandma but racist.
The word is normally used in titles of posts in the already mentioned subreddit r/forwardsfromklandma.

u/reddituser: "Klandma posting anti-muslim memes again"

Klandma by Emilinko November 26, 2019

klandemic

The spread of white supremacist beliefs through a community, region, or class.

There's a real klandemic breaking out in the walmart parking lot since they ran out of hamburger buns

klandemic by Crawdad Nelson May 7, 2020