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Something that tends to suck penis' a lot. It's like a leech, but it wants sperm instead of blood.
Wh0a!! Klendau is back on my dick!!
Klendau by Sparty January 19, 2003
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An inflammatory rash (usually hereditory) which arises upon the lengthening of one's penis.
HOLY SMOKE! I've got a Klendau again, better stop seeing this lovely woman!
Klendau by Mark January 19, 2003
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To find out that the one night stand has left a Klendau rash you didnt want.
F**k that lil b*tch gave me Klendau
Klendau by Anonymous January 19, 2003
anything who sucks penis alot, usually to give you aids(michelle S)
"ooo i had the greatest night with a klendau, she gave me aids tho"
klendau by steve and scott June 23, 2004

Klendathu 

Homeworld of the Arachnids. At the beginning of the Bug-Human War, humanity tried a massive assault straight at the homeworld. Operating under the decapitation strategy, Operation Bughouse was a major failure, resulting in hundreds of thousands of casualties.
Big K took hundreds of thousands of human lives.
Klendathu by Shawn Farrell May 5, 2004
a person who is hella bossin' 24/7
that pimp was amazing. whata klenda!
klenda by hella boss December 14, 2010
The sweet person ever. Knows their hot but won't admit it. Has a few trust issues. When they like someone that person is a big part of their world. They are so kind, giving and adorable
Kendaul is so hot.
Kendaul by Damn Shawty September 19, 2021
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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