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an autistic black child who spends his time playing flash (html5) games
Hey you see that kid over there?
The kid playing on the computer?
Yeah that's a Klister
Klister by señor del Tiempo October 22, 2018

pj klinker 

(noun) a poop that falls out of one's pajama leg
Ginger, the dog, followed granny closely down the hall so she could snarf up the old lady's pj klinker.
pj klinker by whatta dame September 4, 2010
Those who "klik". Kliking is the action of making games and applications though the use of software created by Clickteam, makers of klik&play, The Games Factory, Jamagic, and Multimedia Fusion.
Dude, you're a kliker? Hook me up with some of that shibby software, man!
Kliker by David Kolibaba February 2, 2004

klinkers 

Small, hard and encrusted lumps of shit that form around the anal opening that cause immense pain when a person sits down.
That old tramp hasn't washed in months, I bet he has klinkers. Dirty old sod!
klinkers by Jon October 10, 2004
Word originating from a 17th century Dutch colony of what is now upstate New York. The town cobbler (who lived a quiet life) was observed one day at the local inn as he quaffed a pint of beer in less than a few seconds and, quietly placing the empty pint on the inn's counter, returned to work quietly in his shop. The cobbler's name was Matthias Von Klinker. Ever since, to Klinker a beer is to drink it very quickly without all the ridiculous glitz and show of a frat-boy beer-bonging.
I grabbed two beers - one for Mac, one for me. I looked down only to pop the top off of mine and when I looked up, Mac had Klinkered his and was ready for another.
klinker by deek3241 October 5, 2006

Klinkers the gay lion

"Klinkers" is the gay lion, so called because of his huge, shaggy mess of hair. He can be seen stalking the O2 store
Did you see Klinkers the gay lion today?

Yeah, he offered me a bum and a Blackberry
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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