Word originating from a 17th century Dutch colony of what is now upstate New York. The town cobbler (who lived a quiet life) was observed one day at the local inn as he quaffed a pint of beer in less than a few seconds and, quietly placing the empty pint on the inn's counter, returned to work quietly in his shop. The cobbler's name was Matthias Von Klinker. Ever since, to Klinker a beer is to drink it very quickly without all the ridiculous glitz and show of a frat-boy beer-bonging.
I grabbed two beers - one for Mac, one for me. I looked down only to pop the top off of mine and when I looked up, Mac had Klinkered his and was ready for another.
by deek3241 October 05, 2006
Small, hard and encrusted lumps of shit that form around the anal opening that cause immense pain when a person sits down.
by Jon October 10, 2004
by Hatchin February 17, 2005
I was trying to keep it quiet while I was on the can, but I lurched out a Klinker and everyone in the next room knew what I was doing on the John.
by Klinker March 19, 2005
by nomad88 June 04, 2015
a verity of stink bugs that are particularly smelly, made well known by the almost plaid pattern on their backs
by jjkfjklfsajkjkjklfjkljklals November 02, 2006