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klinsman

its when u skid in muddy ground on u're chest like u're goin down a slide on u're front
named after german footballer jurgen klinsman who first introduced it as a celebration
look at big steves jacket! he said he pulled a klinsman last nite
by thorney January 1, 2004
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kinsmanship

Kinsmanship is a bond shared between two or more individuals. Its more than friendship its more than love its self. There is a closeness, a sense of fearce loyalty to some one not of blood relation. A kinsmanship takes time to be forged, there is a sense of shared trust and honor. Most often its unspoken.

A kinsmanship in its nature is in no way to be taken lightly.
You came blustering in to my life one day years and years ago, how the hell was I to know we were to forge such a kinsmanship. Its stronger than steel, its worth more than diamonds.
by Magnificent Pagan Beast May 11, 2016
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Angry Klinsmann

A sexual act whereby the male jizzes on the girls breasts and then does a running slide across her chest just like the footballer Jurgen Klinsmann used to do as a goal celebration.
"Yo Matt, you should see what I did to this girl last night!... I got a proper Angry Klinsmann out!"
by Jonny Jay King August 24, 2011
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Klisman

Klisman is a unusual name from Germany. There were a mafia boss also called Klisman.
Klisman
by Klisman July 27, 2020
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Klinsmann Dive

An act that Jurgen Klinsmann took up during his time at Tottenham. It was widely spread that Klinsmann went down too quickly under tackles and dived a lot. After learning of this he used his goal celebrations in the same manner, by sliding across the floor on his stomach. Inventing the Klinsmann Celebration/Dive.
"It's muddy as hell out on the pitch. If I score I'm doing a Klinsmann Dive"

"Klinsmannnnnnnnn!" *Said when sliding across a muddy pitch*
by Andy Of Andy Hall October 12, 2005
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Keyboard Klansman

n: The loser, with a surplus of time on his hands, that clicks on YouTube links just so he can leave a racist rant in the comments section.

This individual is usually hard to identify/locate, since he chooses to express his bad-ass, pseudo-nazi rhetoric from the safety of his super-secret Racist Loser Batcave.

The rants of these losers are easily identified by misspelled words, lack of punctuation, and overusage of profanity.
ex 1: In the news today: Jimbo Johnson, aka niggerhayter1981, was severely beaten after several members of the G.W. Bush High School basketball team uncovered the true identity of the elusive keyboard klansman.
He will be missed.

ex 2: "Dang-Gone!! another McDonald's application denied! ...and it's all cuzza them dang Mexicans!! Looks like a job for the Keyboard Klansman... I'll show 'em!"
by Harry Hogdick February 15, 2009
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Klansman

by SlasheR September 26, 2003
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