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Klansman 

Klansman by SlasheR September 26, 2003
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Klansman 

When a man is orally pleasing a woman and he makes it a point to suck extra hard on the clitoris resulting in a point created by the vacuum, if done correctly the top of which looks white like a Klansman standing straight up.
Last night I went down on that girl I met at the bar, I got so into it I gave her a Klansman...
Klansman by gocolts18 February 14, 2012

Klansman 

klansman: i'm rank goblin in the kool kids klub!!!!!!!
minimum wage mcdonalds drive thru employee: what
Klansman by Poosay destroyer August 9, 2022

Keyboard Klansman 

n: The loser, with a surplus of time on his hands, that clicks on YouTube links just so he can leave a racist rant in the comments section.

This individual is usually hard to identify/locate, since he chooses to express his bad-ass, pseudo-nazi rhetoric from the safety of his super-secret Racist Loser Batcave.

The rants of these losers are easily identified by misspelled words, lack of punctuation, and overusage of profanity.

ex 1: In the news today: Jimbo Johnson, aka niggerhayter1981, was severely beaten after several members of the G.W. Bush High School basketball team uncovered the true identity of the elusive keyboard klansman.
He will be missed.

ex 2: "Dang-Gone!! another McDonald's application denied! ...and it's all cuzza them dang Mexicans!! Looks like a job for the Keyboard Klansman... I'll show 'em!"
Keyboard Klansman by Harry Hogdick February 15, 2009

Grammar Klansman 

A person who corrects your grammar while not correcting his own. They're very careful about the letters n, i, g, e, and r.
The Grammar Klansman told the black man to use an apostrophe in "you're."
Grammar Klansman by ChloeV124 November 30, 2016

frosty the klansman 

A snow man who happens to be a "n****r hating fool, and is reported to have a dick for an ass and an ass for a dick.
Hey brocifer, did you hear? Frosty the klansman is dreaming of a whites only christmas.

Kountry Klub Klansman 

Rich White Trump Supporters who also uphold racist, homophobic, transphobic, and otherwise harmful beliefs under the guise of being God Fearing Americans or Patriots. I.e. Zuckerberg, Ron DeSantis, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Elon Musk (See Nazi), etc.
Did you see Karen and her Kountry Klub Klansman husband, in his boat shoes, freak out on that family for speaking Spanish at Disneyland?
Kountry Klub Klansman by TomC@t January 23, 2025
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