Klisman

Klisman is a unusual name from Germany. There were a mafia boss also called Klisman.

Klisman

by Klisman July 27, 2020

Kligmanic

Verb;
A state of hyperactive brainstorming combined with manic tendencies

"Holy shit, how are you thinking of all these schemes? You're being Kligmanic."

by Joel K January 25, 2005

Angry Klinsmann

A sexual act whereby the male jizzes on the girls breasts and then does a running slide across her chest just like the footballer Jurgen Klinsmann used to do as a goal celebration.

"Yo Matt, you should see what I did to this girl last night!... I got a proper Angry Klinsmann out!"

by Jonny Jay King August 24, 2011

Klinsmann Dive

An act that Jurgen Klinsmann took up during his time at Tottenham. It was widely spread that Klinsmann went down too quickly under tackles and dived a lot. After learning of this he used his goal celebrations in the same manner, by sliding across the floor on his stomach. Inventing the Klinsmann Celebration/Dive.

"It's muddy as hell out on the pitch. If I score I'm doing a Klinsmann Dive"

"Klinsmannnnnnnnn!" *Said when sliding across a muddy pitch*

by Andy Of Andy Hall October 12, 2005

klismaphiliac

Someone with an enema fetish.

I was really drunk and met this klismaphiliac...I swear when I woke up the next day, I'd never felt so clean!

by meagle October 12, 2005

KLISMAPHILIA

the use of enemas for sexual stimulation

by Lionel August 19, 2003

klinsman

its when u skid in muddy ground on u're chest like u're goin down a slide on u're front
named after german footballer jurgen klinsman who first introduced it as a celebration

look at big steves jacket! he said he pulled a klinsman last nite

by thorney January 1, 2004