klinsmann

to go/fall down. either to fall, or to perform oral sex on ones partner.

yeah, she klinsmanned me behind the bike sheds.

i phoned claims direct after klinsmanning down and open manhole.

by listypoos September 30, 2004

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Klinsmann

A man whose the most self centered idiotic piece of shit i've ever dated and can never shut up

"You can never be worse than a klinsmann"

by fhbfhhhhdsdd July 21, 2024

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Klinsmann

A selfish man who can't even think about anyone but himself with a small weiner which his ego can't make up for.

"I slept with the guy and he is such a klinsmann."

by fhbfhhhhdsdd July 21, 2024

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An act that Jurgen Klinsmann took up during his time at Tottenham. It was widely spread that Klinsmann went down too quickly under tackles and dived a lot. After learning of this he used his goal celebrations in the same manner, by sliding across the floor on his stomach. Inventing the Klinsmann Celebration/Dive.

"It's muddy as hell out on the pitch. If I score I'm doing a Klinsmann Dive"

"Klinsmannnnnnnnn!" *Said when sliding across a muddy pitch*

by Andy Of Andy Hall October 12, 2005

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Angry Klinsmann

A sexual act whereby the male jizzes on the girls breasts and then does a running slide across her chest just like the footballer Jurgen Klinsmann used to do as a goal celebration.

"Yo Matt, you should see what I did to this girl last night!... I got a proper Angry Klinsmann out!"

by Jonny Jay King August 24, 2011

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kinsmanship

Kinsmanship is a bond shared between two or more individuals. Its more than friendship its more than love its self. There is a closeness, a sense of fearce loyalty to some one not of blood relation. A kinsmanship takes time to be forged, there is a sense of shared trust and honor. Most often its unspoken.

A kinsmanship in its nature is in no way to be taken lightly.

You came blustering in to my life one day years and years ago, how the hell was I to know we were to forge such a kinsmanship. Its stronger than steel, its worth more than diamonds.

by Magnificent Pagan Beast May 11, 2016

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