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Kleptocuntocracy 

It describes the cabal of greedy, thieving cunts who egoistically grasp the levers of state under the pretence of democracy.

Coined by Schrödinger's Cat with full dissertation laid out formally at
the going-postal-beta blog in the kleptocuntocracy posting
The ruling party is a Kleptocuntocracy...
Kleptocuntocracy by JabbaLeChat August 24, 2016

kleptointoxica 

Noun

A condition in which a person accidentally steals the belongings of others whilst under the influence of alcohol. Often the patient will, upon leaving the licensed establishment, mistake the personal belongings of others as their own.

I suffer from this debilitating illness. It has caused me to steal a friend's glasses, a stranger's coat and numerous packs of tobacco. It has affected my relationships, my social life (am on pub watch - photo above the bar with warning) and am in therapy.
Kleptointoxica is an epidemic in the South and East of England, resulting in social media trolling of the patient and the rising number of sufferers going into rehab.
kleptointoxica by CodeGreen76 February 12, 2019

Kleptopenomania 

Uncontrollable urge to steal pens, usually unknowingly.
"I think I have Kleptopenomania, I have a purse full of pens and don't know where they came from."
Kleptopenomania by Middayfog January 8, 2015

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008