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kleptowhore 

A (usually) female who has a tendency to acquire or possess items that does not belong the person. Basically a thieving little slut that can typically be located at your house party, local mall, etc.
"Hey man, I was at this party last weekend, and this chick tries to steal my phone!"

"Did she manage to get it?"

"Nah, I put that kleptowhore in her place."
kleptowhore by Eluzi0n April 12, 2016
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kleptophobe

One who has the fear of being stolen from
Georgie became a kleptophobe because other kids stole from him in grade school
kleptophobe by PlushyG September 13, 2014
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Kleptophobe

An individual who is hateful, judgmental, or prejudiced against Kleptics (similar to homophobes or transphobes).
I stole a gift for my sister the other day and she was pissed. What an unappreciative little kleptophobe.
Kleptophobe by wackywolfao August 16, 2021

kleptwhore 

A poor (money-wise) prostitute who steals things from the house they have paid sex at.
Dude 1:Hey bro guess what, I did a prostitute last night and when I payed her, I saw my diamond ring on her finger.

Dude 2: what a kleptwhore.
kleptwhore by IlovecaCash August 14, 2011

kleptophobe

one who abominates stealing.
I am a kleptophobe.
kleptophobe by uttam maharjan October 21, 2010
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026