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kleptowhore 

A (usually) female who has a tendency to acquire or possess items that does not belong the person. Basically a thieving little slut that can typically be located at your house party, local mall, etc.
"Hey man, I was at this party last weekend, and this chick tries to steal my phone!"

"Did she manage to get it?"

"Nah, I put that kleptowhore in her place."
kleptowhore by Eluzi0n April 12, 2016
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kleptophobe

One who has the fear of being stolen from
Georgie became a kleptophobe because other kids stole from him in grade school
kleptophobe by PlushyG September 13, 2014
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Kleptophobe

An individual who is hateful, judgmental, or prejudiced against Kleptics (similar to homophobes or transphobes).
I stole a gift for my sister the other day and she was pissed. What an unappreciative little kleptophobe.
Kleptophobe by wackywolfao August 16, 2021

kleptwhore 

A poor (money-wise) prostitute who steals things from the house they have paid sex at.
Dude 1:Hey bro guess what, I did a prostitute last night and when I payed her, I saw my diamond ring on her finger.

Dude 2: what a kleptwhore.
kleptwhore by IlovecaCash August 14, 2011

kleptophobe

one who abominates stealing.
I am a kleptophobe.
kleptophobe by uttam maharjan October 21, 2010
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endwarfins

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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
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