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kleptowhore 

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A (usually) female who has a tendency to acquire or possess items that does not belong the person. Basically a thieving little slut that can typically be located at your house party, local mall, etc.
"Hey man, I was at this party last weekend, and this chick tries to steal my phone!"

"Did she manage to get it?"

"Nah, I put that kleptowhore in her place."
kleptowhore by Eluzi0n April 12, 2016
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kleptophobe

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One who has the fear of being stolen from
Georgie became a kleptophobe because other kids stole from him in grade school
kleptophobe by PlushyG September 13, 2014
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Kleptophobe

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An individual who is hateful, judgmental, or prejudiced against Kleptics (similar to homophobes or transphobes).
I stole a gift for my sister the other day and she was pissed. What an unappreciative little kleptophobe.
Kleptophobe by wackywolfao August 16, 2021

kleptwhore 

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A poor (money-wise) prostitute who steals things from the house they have paid sex at.
Dude 1:Hey bro guess what, I did a prostitute last night and when I payed her, I saw my diamond ring on her finger.

Dude 2: what a kleptwhore.
kleptwhore by IlovecaCash August 14, 2011

kleptophobe

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one who abominates stealing.
I am a kleptophobe.
kleptophobe by uttam maharjan October 21, 2010
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
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SkyPesos 

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- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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