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klausman 

The man of Klaus. Father christmas after Mrs. christmas left him, taking the dog, the house, most of the money and the job as well. He now roams the land with a hockey mask, beating the ever-living shit out of the traitorous elves who betrayed him.
Timmy didn't get presents this year. The Klausman came and fucked up the elves as they were delivering to his house.
klausman by Lord Sir Bucket September 23, 2019
Words you can keep

Keyboard Klansman 

n: The loser, with a surplus of time on his hands, that clicks on YouTube links just so he can leave a racist rant in the comments section.

This individual is usually hard to identify/locate, since he chooses to express his bad-ass, pseudo-nazi rhetoric from the safety of his super-secret Racist Loser Batcave.

The rants of these losers are easily identified by misspelled words, lack of punctuation, and overusage of profanity.

ex 1: In the news today: Jimbo Johnson, aka niggerhayter1981, was severely beaten after several members of the G.W. Bush High School basketball team uncovered the true identity of the elusive keyboard klansman.
He will be missed.

ex 2: "Dang-Gone!! another McDonald's application denied! ...and it's all cuzza them dang Mexicans!! Looks like a job for the Keyboard Klansman... I'll show 'em!"
Keyboard Klansman by Harry Hogdick February 15, 2009

Klansman 

Klansman by SlasheR September 26, 2003

klausmas 

just celebrating and watching originals on Christmas
I watched originals this Christmas , it was definitely klausmas
klausmas by bitch relax December 27, 2021

Klausian 

Being very long-winded in your responses. Writing lengthy posts in forums (so lengthy that they're the type that get skipped over because of the time involved to do so).
*insert 4,000 word essay about beans.*
Klausian by SauerKraut April 9, 2004

Klansman 

When a man is orally pleasing a woman and he makes it a point to suck extra hard on the clitoris resulting in a point created by the vacuum, if done correctly the top of which looks white like a Klansman standing straight up.
Last night I went down on that girl I met at the bar, I got so into it I gave her a Klansman...
Klansman by gocolts18 February 14, 2012

Grammar Klansman 

A person who corrects your grammar while not correcting his own. They're very careful about the letters n, i, g, e, and r.
The Grammar Klansman told the black man to use an apostrophe in "you're."
Grammar Klansman by ChloeV124 November 30, 2016
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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