klausman 

The man of Klaus. Father christmas after Mrs. christmas left him, taking the dog, the house, most of the money and the job as well. He now roams the land with a hockey mask, beating the ever-living shit out of the traitorous elves who betrayed him.

Timmy didn't get presents this year. The Klausman came and fucked up the elves as they were delivering to his house.

klausman by Lord Sir Bucket September 23, 2019

Keyboard Klansman 

n: The loser, with a surplus of time on his hands, that clicks on YouTube links just so he can leave a racist rant in the comments section.

This individual is usually hard to identify/locate, since he chooses to express his bad-ass, pseudo-nazi rhetoric from the safety of his super-secret Racist Loser Batcave.

The rants of these losers are easily identified by misspelled words, lack of punctuation, and overusage of profanity.

ex 1: In the news today: Jimbo Johnson, aka niggerhayter1981, was severely beaten after several members of the G.W. Bush High School basketball team uncovered the true identity of the elusive keyboard klansman.
He will be missed.

ex 2: "Dang-Gone!! another McDonald's application denied! ...and it's all cuzza them dang Mexicans!! Looks like a job for the Keyboard Klansman... I'll show 'em!"

Keyboard Klansman by Harry Hogdick February 15, 2009

Klansman 

A member of the Ku Klux Klan

Klansman by SlasheR September 26, 2003

klausmas 

just celebrating and watching originals on Christmas

I watched originals this Christmas , it was definitely klausmas

klausmas by bitch relax December 27, 2021

Klausian 

Being very long-winded in your responses. Writing lengthy posts in forums (so lengthy that they're the type that get skipped over because of the time involved to do so).

*insert 4,000 word essay about beans.*

Klausian by SauerKraut April 9, 2004

Klansman 

When a man is orally pleasing a woman and he makes it a point to suck extra hard on the clitoris resulting in a point created by the vacuum, if done correctly the top of which looks white like a Klansman standing straight up.

Last night I went down on that girl I met at the bar, I got so into it I gave her a Klansman...

Klansman by gocolts18 February 14, 2012

Grammar Klansman 

A person who corrects your grammar while not correcting his own. They're very careful about the letters n, i, g, e, and r.

The Grammar Klansman told the black man to use an apostrophe in "you're."

Grammar Klansman by ChloeV124 November 30, 2016