The man of Klaus. Father christmas after Mrs. christmas left him, taking the dog, the house, most of the money and the job as well. He now roams the land with a hockey mask, beating the ever-living shit out of the traitorous elves who betrayed him.
Timmy didn't get presents this year. The Klausman came and fucked up the elves as they were delivering to his house.
by Lord Sir Bucket September 23, 2019
Get the klausman mug.n: The loser, with a surplus of time on his hands, that clicks on YouTube links just so he can leave a racist rant in the comments section.
This individual is usually hard to identify/locate, since he chooses to express his bad-ass, pseudo-nazi rhetoric from the safety of his super-secret Racist Loser Batcave.
The rants of these losers are easily identified by misspelled words, lack of punctuation, and overusage of profanity.
This individual is usually hard to identify/locate, since he chooses to express his bad-ass, pseudo-nazi rhetoric from the safety of his super-secret Racist Loser Batcave.
The rants of these losers are easily identified by misspelled words, lack of punctuation, and overusage of profanity.
ex 1: In the news today: Jimbo Johnson, aka niggerhayter1981, was severely beaten after several members of the G.W. Bush High School basketball team uncovered the true identity of the elusive keyboard klansman.
He will be missed.
ex 2: "Dang-Gone!! another McDonald's application denied! ...and it's all cuzza them dang Mexicans!! Looks like a job for the Keyboard Klansman... I'll show 'em!"
He will be missed.
ex 2: "Dang-Gone!! another McDonald's application denied! ...and it's all cuzza them dang Mexicans!! Looks like a job for the Keyboard Klansman... I'll show 'em!"
by Harry Hogdick February 15, 2009
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by bitch relax December 27, 2021
Get the klausmas mug.Being very long-winded in your responses. Writing lengthy posts in forums (so lengthy that they're the type that get skipped over because of the time involved to do so).
by SauerKraut April 9, 2004
Get the Klausian mug.When a man is orally pleasing a woman and he makes it a point to suck extra hard on the clitoris resulting in a point created by the vacuum, if done correctly the top of which looks white like a Klansman standing straight up.
by gocolts18 February 14, 2012
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