Klausian

Being very long-winded in your responses. Writing lengthy posts in forums (so lengthy that they're the type that get skipped over because of the time involved to do so).

*insert 4,000 word essay about beans.*

Klausian by SauerKraut April 9, 2004

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klausman

The man of Klaus. Father christmas after Mrs. christmas left him, taking the dog, the house, most of the money and the job as well. He now roams the land with a hockey mask, beating the ever-living shit out of the traitorous elves who betrayed him.

Timmy didn't get presents this year. The Klausman came and fucked up the elves as they were delivering to his house.

klausman by Lord Sir Bucket September 23, 2019

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Klausian • klausing • klausman

klausing

an adjective for someone who goes around threatening people and makes everyone hate them before going off on a murder spree

no more klausing

klausing by klaus’lover March 20, 2024

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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