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Muffin kisses 

When you give a vagina a little peck on the lips with your face lips, just to let her know you’re there. Step one of eating out a vagina.
My girlfriend loves when I give her muffin kisses.
She can only cum if I go down on her and start with some muffin kisses.
Muffin kisses by Miguel el Nappy October 31, 2020

Shadow kissed 

Someone who has passed into the land of the dead but has re-entered the land of the living is said to be shadow kissed as their aura is full of shadows. They often have a psychic bond with the person who saved them.
'I was dead?'

'Yeah, but I saved you. You're shadow kissed!'
Shadow kissed by LittleDhampir April 28, 2010

Shotgun Kisses

A Shotgun Kiss is made by inhaling weed and then exhaling the smoke into the another persons mouth and the lips touch.
I said I,
I've been waitin' all damn day for you to come on over
Girl come roll this weed up with me, I'm gon' smoke you
Come and gimme shotgun kisses, shotgun kisses, shotgun kisses to me

- Shotgun Kisses by Dizzy Wright.
Shotgun Kisses by DizzyDuke September 7, 2013

Neck kisses 

HEAVEN...

Honestly the best feeling ever! Goes both ways for guys and girls. If you don’t like neck kisses you have serious problems! Boys named Ben give great neck kisses. Saying from personal experience ladies and gents. Lovely when received along with other kisses ie. when kissed on the lips and then followed down the neck and back up again. Not only are they great to receive but giving them is just as noice, especially when your recipient is smiling or chuckling. Receiving neck kisses will make you fall in love :)
Cody: Oh My Gawd! I’m so in love. Tom gave me so many neck kisses last night, he really loves me.

Izaah: Girl don’t get too ahead of yourself, I’m sure he does it to all of his bitches.

Eskimo Kisses 

A separate type of kiss consisting of two lovers brushing the tips of their noses together. It is very adorable and will often lead to beautiful smiles and more kisses.
I love it when he gives me Eskimo Kisses.
I wonder how many accidental Eskimo Kisses we've had.
Eskimo Kisses by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019

Fassy Kisser 

The definition varies; just ask the holy lord and savior of the Capetian Dynasty and Han Dynasty. It’s the ultimate insult that can only be used every half life and destroys people’s career.
Nick: You are a FASSY KISSER!
Sean: No, Nick you’ve ruined me.
Fassy Kisser by FasseyKISSER632 February 6, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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