Kissel 

A WW2 Vet'rin that used to be a seaman and sang for the glee club way before those turds on FOX. He is wheelchair-bound and a little tin-eared (from a bomb that blew up next to him in dubyadubyatwo). He is an avid boater and duck hunter and employs a funny little Mexican kid named Pico to help him pick daisies and fix the gawd-damned tay-vay.

If you ain't got a good deal on a 52' Hatteras, Kissel don't like dat and his wife don't like dem prices!

Kissel: "I got water allll over the place! When ya comin' over to fix my sink??"

Plumber: "I don't know no Kissel! Hey, buddy, I think you got the wrong party!"

Kissel by Kissel Krooner December 15, 2010

Kissel 

A regrettable action of despair and stupidity brought on by a massive coke binge.

I was blowing lines like a hoover and wanted some ass so I cashed in my Student Loans to buy more blow and a hooker. When I woke up I saw it was a tranny, I pulled a Kissel

Kissel by partyinatpsu March 23, 2010

Kissel 

1. A substitution of words to the song "A Bushel and a Peck" from Guys and Dolls. Only used when one does not know the words to the song.

2. A british man that comes to New York and can't get rid of his accent.

3. A british pie that is usually used to be thrown in the face.

4. A fancy way to say kiss.

1. Instead of singing:
I love you, a bushel and a peck!
A bushel and a peck, and a hug around the neck!
A hug around the neck, and a barrel and a heap
A barrel and a heap, and I'm talkin' in my sleep.
About you.
About you!
About you!

One sings:
I love you, a kissel on the cheek...
A kissel on the cheek and a kissel on the neck... etc.

2. Oh my... that is a fat ass kissel!!!

3. WOW! That's a big ass kissel!!!

4. Jeez! That was a long ass kissel!!!

Kissel by alekra February 4, 2009

Kissel 

Someone who got all A's in high school and college

I failed a physics test and tried to pull a kissel on the next one, but I couldn't and I failed again.

Kissel by frank1994 October 18, 2018

Kissel'd

The impact of being disrupted by a corporate leader with a questionable talent for solving complex organizational challenges. He/She positioned themself as a strategic thinker who could cut through bureaucracy, drive change, and deliver results where others had stalled. Over time, however, a different pattern emerges. Many of the problems claimed to solve were often the result of disruptions deliberately or carelessly introduced by this leader, allowing to later present himself/herself as the architect of the solution. Their approach relied on creating uncertainty, reshuffling responsibilities, and fostering internal friction under the guise of transformation. While these tactics enhanced their visibility and influence, they frequently left leaders and employees frustrated, demoralized, and distrustful. What initially seemed like innovative leadership increasingly appeared to be a devious cycle of manufactured problems and self-serving interventions that undermined morale and stability across the organization.

I was Kissel'd today when a senior leader arrived from Head Office to help solve an organizational problem and instead disrupted our detailed solutions and challenged the competency of my team.

Kissel'd by RZen June 3, 2026

Muffin kisses 

When you give a vagina a little peck on the lips with your face lips, just to let her know you’re there. Step one of eating out a vagina.

My girlfriend loves when I give her muffin kisses.
She can only cum if I go down on her and start with some muffin kisses.

Muffin kisses by Miguel el Nappy October 31, 2020

Shadow kissed 

Someone who has passed into the land of the dead but has re-entered the land of the living is said to be shadow kissed as their aura is full of shadows. They often have a psychic bond with the person who saved them.

'I was dead?'

'Yeah, but I saved you. You're shadow kissed!'

Shadow kissed by LittleDhampir April 28, 2010