A WW2 Vet'rin that used to be a seaman and sang for the glee club way before those turds on FOX. He is wheelchair-bound and a little tin-eared (from a bomb that blew up next to him in dubyadubyatwo). He is an avid boater and duck hunter and employs a funny little Mexican kid named Pico to help him pick daisies and fix the gawd-damned tay-vay.
If you ain't got a good deal on a 52' Hatteras, Kissel don't like dat and his wife don't like dem prices!
If you ain't got a good deal on a 52' Hatteras, Kissel don't like dat and his wife don't like dem prices!
Kissel: "I got water allll over the place! When ya comin' over to fix my sink??"
Plumber: "I don't know no Kissel! Hey, buddy, I think you got the wrong party!"
Plumber: "I don't know no Kissel! Hey, buddy, I think you got the wrong party!"
by Kissel Krooner December 15, 2010
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by partyinatpsu March 23, 2010
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1. A substitution of words to the song "A Bushel and a Peck" from Guys and Dolls. Only used when one does not know the words to the song.
2. A british man that comes to New York and can't get rid of his accent.
3. A british pie that is usually used to be thrown in the face.
4. A fancy way to say kiss.
2. A british man that comes to New York and can't get rid of his accent.
3. A british pie that is usually used to be thrown in the face.
4. A fancy way to say kiss.
1. Instead of singing:
I love you, a bushel and a peck!
A bushel and a peck, and a hug around the neck!
A hug around the neck, and a barrel and a heap
A barrel and a heap, and I'm talkin' in my sleep.
About you.
About you!
About you!
One sings:
I love you, a kissel on the cheek...
A kissel on the cheek and a kissel on the neck... etc.
2. Oh my... that is a fat ass kissel!!!
3. WOW! That's a big ass kissel!!!
4. Jeez! That was a long ass kissel!!!
I love you, a bushel and a peck!
A bushel and a peck, and a hug around the neck!
A hug around the neck, and a barrel and a heap
A barrel and a heap, and I'm talkin' in my sleep.
About you.
About you!
About you!
One sings:
I love you, a kissel on the cheek...
A kissel on the cheek and a kissel on the neck... etc.
2. Oh my... that is a fat ass kissel!!!
3. WOW! That's a big ass kissel!!!
4. Jeez! That was a long ass kissel!!!
by alekra February 4, 2009
Get the Kissel mug.I failed a physics test and tried to pull a kissel on the next one, but I couldn't and I failed again.
by frank1994 October 18, 2018
Get the Kissel mug.When you give a vagina a little peck on the lips with your face lips, just to let her know you’re there. Step one of eating out a vagina.
My girlfriend loves when I give her muffin kisses.
She can only cum if I go down on her and start with some muffin kisses.
She can only cum if I go down on her and start with some muffin kisses.
by Miguel el Nappy October 31, 2020
Get the Muffin kisses mug.Someone who has passed into the land of the dead but has re-entered the land of the living is said to be shadow kissed as their aura is full of shadows. They often have a psychic bond with the person who saved them.
by LittleDhampir April 28, 2010
Get the Shadow kissed mug.She is the prettiest girl ever.... She makes you smile and is the bestest friend you could ever have. Not only will she be there to hate on your exs but she will be there support your relationships and she also is the kind of bestie that will pretend to be you lesbo gf to get a guy to go away. Krissel is the only girl that i would turn to and cry about the randomest things. She is actually the SWEXYEST girl ever haha.
by Your Window Stalker September 6, 2013
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