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A kind funny girl, that is a friend of many. Boys are drawn to her personality rather than her looks. She loves to show and be shown affection. She loves drama and will always have your back!
Boy: Ah Mikayla is such a kirtlet.
Boy: I know I love her hugs.
Kirtlet by kaylac27 October 20, 2019
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A "kirtley" is one who is a member of the coolest family in the world (The Kirtley family).
Dude 1: "Woaaaah check out that family over there!"

Dude 2: "They're so freaking cool, I wish I were them."

Dude 1: "Yeah same. I bet they're Kirtley's."
Kirtley by awesomenames223 August 16, 2011
A kirtle is a cross between a kitten and a turtle. Also spelled as kurtle. See also kirtlism.
I'm gonna breed a kitten and turtle and then kirtles will take over the world.
Kirtle by Kirtle Satan May 28, 2014

Camden Kirtley 

Camden Kirtley is a mix of Kirtley the cool but not spoiled rich kid and Camden the dude who every women gets wet for

People with this mix of names can also come with a variety of extra Character that make them more interesting here is a list of them
-High chance-
calm
Like able

Secretive
-low chance-
Gives everyone a chance
Is a memer

Tries his best to help his friends
-extremely rare-

Literally a pro at anything
Funny

Could get any girlfriend he wants but isn’t interested in hoes
-one in a billion chance-

Is friend with everybody except that one kid that worships the spoiled rich kid

Presumably if you are one in a billion you have all of these your epic
(But you might talk crap behind closed doors cause everybody hates somebody)
Person 1 : did you see Camden he just made the most introverted kid an extrovert just by talking to him
Person 2 : I know and he literally got the spoiled rich kid to stop being such a (cuss word of whatever you want it to be)

Girl 1 : I wish he would date me but I’m too much of a hoe almost everyone except that fat ugly disgusting ginger Who has nothing better to do with himself and nobody likes him and he fact he hasn’t moved yet amazes me i seriously want him to die he’s stupid he couldn’t even possibly get the ugliest girl to date him he has to high of standards to be a fat fucking ugly ginger anyways almost everyone has been with me and now I want him
Girl 2 : no he wants me more
*girl one and girl two proceeded to argue about who he should date*

In result a Camden Kirtley is worshipped as a god praise him
Retarded bitch
she's such a kirtley
Oh no kirtley
a broken sad family that i wish i could not be apart of anymore..........
the kirtleys are no longer a really family.
Kirtley by kirtley August 1, 2012
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