Kirtle

A kirtle is a cross between a kitten and a turtle. Also spelled as kurtle. See also kirtlism.

I'm gonna breed a kitten and turtle and then kirtles will take over the world.

by Kirtle Satan May 28, 2014

Kirkley's Law

In any given situation where it is possible to express an emotion or an opinion, someone is going to be an asshole.

Person 1: "Guys Stephen Hawking just died"
Person 2:"Aw man for real? Rest in peace!"
Person 3:"Now he knows there is a God"
Person 1: " Perfect example of Kirkley's Law asshole"

by MountainGenerator March 14, 2018

Lanky like Kirilenko

Being tall and lanky like the 6'9" Power Forward of the Utah Jazz.

That skinny man over there is lanky like kirilenko!

by HDizzle April 7, 2004

Kirtley

A "kirtley" is one who is a member of the coolest family in the world (The Kirtley family).

Dude 1: "Woaaaah check out that family over there!"

Dude 2: "They're so freaking cool, I wish I were them."

Dude 1: "Yeah same. I bet they're Kirtley's."

by awesomenames223 August 16, 2011

kirtheeka

A beautiful, lovely human. She is very energetic and can make anyone around her happy. She believes in the goodness of people and she’s very innocent. Treasure her because she is precious and keep her safe because she is fragile.

Oh there is Kirtheeka!

by randombanana:D July 26, 2021

kitler

a cat or kitten that looks like adolf hitler

Joey: Hey like my new cat
Mark: Whoa cool thats a kitler
Joey: ?
Mark: See the marking under its nose and on top of its head that makes it resemble Hitler if he was cute, fuzy, and wheighed 3 pounds

by jizzle dizzle July 20, 2006

Kirilee

Kirilee is a smart, kind, considerate person who cares about the welfare of animals. Usually is friends with Maddie’s or Renae’s. Doesn’t openly judge people and will tolerate her family. Doesn’t view herself in a light but is usually quite beautiful. Modest and quiet, likes to advoid conflicts and prefers friendship. Will be a natural born leader with a passion to work in science. Most people who have had the fortune of meeting Kirilee will say she is like an angel sent from heaven, here to restore peace and harmony.

Kirilee is like an angel with a burning passion for animals.

by Emmacat June 11, 2018