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Kirkley's Law 

In any given situation where it is possible to express an emotion or an opinion, someone is going to be an asshole.
Person 1: "Guys Stephen Hawking just died"
Person 2:"Aw man for real? Rest in peace!"
Person 3:"Now he knows there is a God"
Person 1: " Perfect example of Kirkley's Law asshole"
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Lanky like Kirilenko 

Being tall and lanky like the 6'9" Power Forward of the Utah Jazz.
That skinny man over there is lanky like kirilenko!
Lanky like Kirilenko by HDizzle April 7, 2004
A "kirtley" is one who is a member of the coolest family in the world (The Kirtley family).
Dude 1: "Woaaaah check out that family over there!"

Dude 2: "They're so freaking cool, I wish I were them."

Dude 1: "Yeah same. I bet they're Kirtley's."
Kirtley by awesomenames223 August 16, 2011

kirtheeka 

A beautiful, lovely human. She is very energetic and can make anyone around her happy. She believes in the goodness of people and she’s very innocent. Treasure her because she is precious and keep her safe because she is fragile.
Oh there is Kirtheeka!
kirtheeka by randombanana:D July 26, 2021
a cat or kitten that looks like adolf hitler
Joey: Hey like my new cat
Mark: Whoa cool thats a kitler
Joey: ?
Mark: See the marking under its nose and on top of its head that makes it resemble Hitler if he was cute, fuzy, and wheighed 3 pounds
kitler by jizzle dizzle July 20, 2006
Kirilee is a smart, kind, considerate person who cares about the welfare of animals. Usually is friends with Maddie’s or Renae’s. Doesn’t openly judge people and will tolerate her family. Doesn’t view herself in a light but is usually quite beautiful. Modest and quiet, likes to advoid conflicts and prefers friendship. Will be a natural born leader with a passion to work in science. Most people who have had the fortune of meeting Kirilee will say she is like an angel sent from heaven, here to restore peace and harmony.
Kirilee is like an angel with a burning passion for animals.
Kirilee by Emmacat June 11, 2018
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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