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kirpal by ‎lol November 24, 2021
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Kirpal is one who kick madan's ass whenever it is required! specially when madan start delivering gyan when it is not required, madan for this kind of behavior is widely popular by his other name "madan gyanchod baba".
Kirpal shared urban dictionary meaning of his name with madan, and madan started delivering gyan that the meaning is wrong and shit. Kirpal without waiting for a moment started serving him the ass kicking he deserved.
kirpal by DJay Pinus November 24, 2021
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The spirit of courage to speak and fight for the underdogs.

This term is coined to honour the late YB Karpal Singh also known as the Tiger of Jelutong's who fought fearlessly to uphold justice in both his legal and political careers.
He was a fearless man. He practised Karpalism in fighting for justice.
Karpalism by TNG PL April 28, 2014
Kirzal Is a persian phrase that can be used for old men. This word is a combination of two words. Kir and zal, which zal is a persian mythology character that born with white hairs.
This phrase is not a polite way to call old people. It commonly used for calling old scumbags. Or it could be a way to mock your friends.
Me : Look! That old man is so mean to children.
My freind : Yes. He is a bastard Kirzal.
--- or ---
My friend : I have lost my keys!
Me : You careless Kirzal!
Kirzal by AitorV August 16, 2018

Stephen Korpalski 

Stephen Korpalski is so fucking cute and has an amazing six pack. His large, vigorous pecks will make any woman fall for him. Stephen’s best body feature is his meaty calves. Those jawns can even make straight men question their sexuality. His hugs feel like god himself is wrapping his arms around you. The soft kisses he gives will melt any woman/mans heart. His hands, soft as a baby’s bottom, will comfort your sorrows. Although he puts himself down, his body features bring him up. If you find a Stephen Korpalski in your life, never lose him, for another man/woman will come running towards him.
Omg look at Stephen Korpalski over there, I can’t help but kneel to his greatness.

Kirkalicious 

Description of a man who always has a beer in hand and secretly wants to purchase a blowup pool and a lawn chair to sit in while he drinks. His car gives girls headaches and he is sometimes mistaken for a cranky old man. Despite this, he's the guy that every girl wants but never gets.
That guy is soooo Kirkalicious.

Break me off a piece of that Kirkalicious hotty, he's just so yummyyyyyyy.
Kirkalicious by Pizzaman034 April 12, 2013
Kerpal is a fictional character named in a famous prank call (often attributed to the Jerky boys).

The man in the prank call identifies himself as Kerpal and seems to be of ambiguous South Asian descent. A man known as Akhtar (the correct Pakistani name) answers the telephone. Kerpal then alleges that Akhtar's older daughter kicked his dog. After minutes of confusion it is revealed that the daughter knows nothing about kicking Kerpal's dog, let alone who Kerpal is. The call eventually degrades into a shouting match with Kerpal shouting obscenities to no-end.

At least three different Flash animations have been created to visualize this call. The simplest one, thought to be the original and generally most liked, was created by Adam Letalik and published by FlatPlanet.org in late 1999.
Ello who this this?

This is Kerpal!!
Kerpal by Obama is the shiz June 28, 2008
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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I hit a real purple patch.

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