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Kirzal Is a persian phrase that can be used for old men. This word is a combination of two words. Kir and zal, which zal is a persian mythology character that born with white hairs.
This phrase is not a polite way to call old people. It commonly used for calling old scumbags. Or it could be a way to mock your friends.
Me : Look! That old man is so mean to children.
My freind : Yes. He is a bastard Kirzal.
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My friend : I have lost my keys!
Me : You careless Kirzal!
Kirzal by AitorV August 16, 2018
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Konsal & kirzal are two useful adj in Iran.kirzal mean that u have some white hair.
Martike kirzal
Kirzal by #sadjat August 16, 2018
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In persian, it means droopy and withered dick. It is an aggressive word.

(kir) :dick (zal) : withered
Pedarsage kirzal
Kirzal-e madarghahve
Kirzal by Deal with it! August 16, 2018

Kirkalicious 

Description of a man who always has a beer in hand and secretly wants to purchase a blowup pool and a lawn chair to sit in while he drinks. His car gives girls headaches and he is sometimes mistaken for a cranky old man. Despite this, he's the guy that every girl wants but never gets.
That guy is soooo Kirkalicious.

Break me off a piece of that Kirkalicious hotty, he's just so yummyyyyyyy.
Kirkalicious by Pizzaman034 April 12, 2013

kirkalicious 

noun: a superior breed of kirk capable of great sexual and intellectual persuits.

adjective: someone with kirkalicious qualities, or a kirkalicious action
noun: that aint any ol kirk, thats a kirkalicious

adjective: that history report was kirkalicious
kirkalicious by mister crowkley January 16, 2010
A unique young lady, who is down to earth and caring. She has long blonde hair who loves the beach. She has a devious side, loves to play rough, she also can be sarcastic.
Guy 1: Mmhm who’s that chick, she so beautiful…
Guy 2: Oh I think that’s Kiralee shes so unique, such true beauty.
Guy 1: Jizzz
Kiralee by sandycrack1 November 29, 2011
Tracing his lineage back to the famous Roman Biggus Dickuss, Kiral is as skilled in the arts of science as he is in the art of love. People flock to adore Kiral as he spreads his good nature and charm among the populous. The natural ability to bring goodness to his land is inherent in his name. Kiral directly translates to "King" in many tongues tracing its way back to Saint Cyril.

As any good king, Kiral delivers justice when needed calling upon his divinely attributed powers to smite the wicked and bring peace to his land.

Kiral has only one known weakness; potatoes.
Kiral by TraitorousMuffin November 24, 2021
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