Description of a man who always has a beer in hand and secretly wants to purchase a blowup pool and a lawn chair to sit in while he drinks. His car gives girls headaches and he is sometimes mistaken for a cranky old man. Despite this, he's the guy that every girl wants but never gets.
That guy is soooo Kirkalicious.
Break me off a piece of that Kirkalicious hotty, he's just so yummyyyyyyy.
Break me off a piece of that Kirkalicious hotty, he's just so yummyyyyyyy.
by Pizzaman034 April 12, 2013