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kinisoned
1) To make a deal with God that you will never repeat an evil sin (such as taking drugs or overindulging), UNTIL you feel better.
2) To scream what is really on your mind sporadically, in the midst of seemingly normal conversation or discourse.
In honor of the late comedian, Samuel Burl Kinison.
2) To scream what is really on your mind sporadically, in the midst of seemingly normal conversation or discourse.
In honor of the late comedian, Samuel Burl Kinison.
As "Big Mike" reclined, sitting upright to fight his acid reflux, he kinisoned that he would never again spend the better half of the day at the "all you can eat" buffet again.
kinisoned by thingoneandthingtwo May 3, 2012
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Kintija • kinti • kintia • Kintija Lutikova • Kintin • Kinting • hilih kintil • kinging • kenting • kingin'
Don Kinging
Promoting someone or something into bigger than it actually is, constantly talking someone up as if it is always on your mind. The reasons for Don Kinging one can differ but there is usually an underlying reason. Named after former boxing promoter Don King.
Guy 1: "Man, Johnny is always gettin the girls, he can pretty much get any girl in this club"
Guy 2: "Dang bradda, your always don kinging the hell outta Johnny"
Guy 1: "Yeah, Johnny is really cool"
Guy 2: "Dang bradda, your always don kinging the hell outta Johnny"
Guy 1: "Yeah, Johnny is really cool"
Don Kinging by Flo Str8fire June 23, 2011
Kenting
The act of wearing clear, unassuming, reading-style glasses when they are not necessary for sight or fashion, but as a disguise in public situations. The phrase is based on the DC comics superhero Clark Kent/Superman who masks his secret identity with a combination of glasses (e.g. perceived weakness) and the facade of a bumbling personality.
kinitis
Kinitis
/kin-I-tiz/
noun
a medical condition that results as a combination of situation depression from being anywhere that isn't Kin Games, withdraw from the 900 best friends you just made, the collecive hangover from 4 days and nights of drinking, and some form of actual oral/throat infection after having made out with aforementioned 900 best friends
/kin-I-tiz/
noun
a medical condition that results as a combination of situation depression from being anywhere that isn't Kin Games, withdraw from the 900 best friends you just made, the collecive hangover from 4 days and nights of drinking, and some form of actual oral/throat infection after having made out with aforementioned 900 best friends
Sam Kinison
One of the funniest and most outrageous comics of the 1980's and early 1990's. The definition of politically incorrect. A former preacher, Sam left the ministry to become a stand-up comic. He tackled subjects such as marriage, religion, homosexuality, world hunger and necrophilia.
He exploded on the scene as a result of his show-stealing performance on a Rodney Dangerfield HBO young comic special and became a near overnight sensation after having a rough time getting started in Los Angeles.
Best known for his bitter sense of humor and hellish scream, he's one of the best comics of the 20th century. Sam was killed in April of 1992 when a truck hit his car head on. He died shortly after at the scene in the company of his brother Bill, his new wife Malika and his best friend Carl LaBove.
He exploded on the scene as a result of his show-stealing performance on a Rodney Dangerfield HBO young comic special and became a near overnight sensation after having a rough time getting started in Los Angeles.
Best known for his bitter sense of humor and hellish scream, he's one of the best comics of the 20th century. Sam was killed in April of 1992 when a truck hit his car head on. He died shortly after at the scene in the company of his brother Bill, his new wife Malika and his best friend Carl LaBove.
Thanks to Bill for gathering the information and putting together a great biography of Sam Kinison. A fantastic book about the true icon for political incorrectness.
Sam Kinison by jlovato August 22, 2006
Kentin
A ship between Ken suson and Justin de Dios, The Main dancer and Visual of P-pop boy group SB19. They are known to be the bunso ship of the group. Many fans are shookt when Justin tweeted "ken ifollowback mo ako* and ken replied "HAHAHAHA cutieeeeeee đź’•đź’•đź’•"
Kentin by sb19 kentin palagi December 29, 2020
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