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Literally the funniest person you will meet in your entire life. They also have the ability to do anything as they are really talented at everything they do.
Kintija just made my day so much better.
Kintija by adjjmp November 16, 2019
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Kintija is the most funny,hot,sexy,bad bitch you will ever encounter. She is the crazy gay best friend you always wished for! She will make you day brighter be just BREATHING next to you.
friend: have you heard about the new girl in school,shes called kintija PFFT what a stupid name, right!
you:NOOOO you cant say anything about her when you literally look like...THAT...chile anyways imma go make friends with her..bye bitch.
Kintija by immagaybitch August 28, 2021
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Kintija Lutikova 

The most emo bottom hole you will ever meet. Kintija is sassy, emo, depressed, great, dead and beautiful. And did I mention emo. She is also my babe.
I love kintija Lutikova so much!
Kintija Lutikova by Isabellegarnham October 12, 2021
Greek name meaning pure, but she sure as hell is not pure. Get her while you still can because once she commits she’s not changing her mind. Is also compatible and looks good with J’s (e.g. John, Joseph, James, etc).
Look there’s Kitija, she’s looking good today.
Kitija by James055 December 16, 2019
Kirtijaya is a (most likely) wierd person. She loves to steal your jokes and refernece them at least 2 times each sentence. She’s funny, and has a great sense of humour, but gets annoyed easily. She has a crush on that certain boy from the class she was in last year, but she doesnt like to show it. She hides her emotions when upset, and you’ll never be able to understand when she is.
‘Kirtijaya is so funny!’
Kirtijaya by suicidehole February 20, 2019
she usually sits next to me.
omg who is right next to you?

that's kitija
kitija by nnjau234 November 23, 2021
Kintia gives the most positive and happy vibes within her friend groups. She not only gives the most positive vibe but she is also known as a beautiful and cute person you'll ever meet. She is also a loyal friend towards the person she has great connection with. She can be violent sometimes but that's if she wants to.
Kintia loves baby spiders, and shoving little kids off the slides .
kintia by 18082003 November 22, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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