kinitis

Kinitis
/kin-I-tiz/
noun

a medical condition that results as a combination of situation depression from being anywhere that isn't Kin Games, withdraw from the 900 best friends you just made, the collecive hangover from 4 days and nights of drinking, and some form of actual oral/throat infection after having made out with aforementioned 900 best friends

I thought I was going to die the week after Kin Games because my kinitis was so bad!

Ohhhhh this kinitis is hell on earth!

I need to go grab some A&W to help fix this kinitis....

by KGBeauty May 6, 2014

Kimitis

A mental disease developed from stress, too much practice, and people being mean to you.

I think I may have developed kimitis from school...

by kimchi35 May 14, 2019

kenitis

An habitual need to whine and moan about every aspect of your life. An afliction that causes verbal diahorrea and cerebral constipation at the same time.

oh no he has caught kenitis

by Mulli August 15, 2006

kenitis

An habitual need to whine and moan about every aspect of your life. An afliction that causes verbal diahorrea and cerebral constipation at the same time.

oh no he has caught kenitis

by Mulli August 16, 2006

KiiTIS MUN

kItIz em-ju: -an
The BEST MUN!!
Includes the most amazing celebrity guests , concerts, conferences and much more

I will go for the KiiTIS MUN this year!
The KiitIS MUN is the best.

by RavenEve June 11, 2024

Kinetism

A philosophy asserting that being human is a biological default, but possessing a soul is a "kinetic achievement." In Kinetism, most people exist in Ghost Mode—living on autopilot and following external scripts (social norms, expectations, or "responsibilities"). This time is considered wasted and is never "saved" to the individual's essence.

A soul is only built through Kinetic Acts: moments where a person acts purely on their own True Will, regardless of whether that act is productive, lazy, "good," or "evil." These moments compound to create a real personality; everything else is just background noise.

After years of following the career path his parents chose, Mark realized he was living in Ghost Mode and turned to Kinetism to start building a soul through his own True Will.

by Krays March 16, 2026

ipad kiditis

almost like ipadkinitis but more severe

ipad kiditis is 1/100000000000000000

theres only been 3 cases of this disease

“my son has a rare case of ipad kiditis.”

by LilSmall69 February 25, 2023