kinkery

behaviors, circumstances, situations, etc., that are nonsensical, foolish, or contemptible done with lustful intent or in a sexy way.

“They were involved in some kinkery last night after Joe ate that footlong”

“Who’s Joe?”

“Joe Mama”

by CronusTheHost October 17, 2023

Kinkeye

Kinkeye is the word used in event and A male (cats excluded) Ejaculates into a women's eye socket (or males, depending on what your into). Often causing pinkeye and many other dreadful and terrible diseases just because he missed the mouth. Pinkeye is the sister word to kinkeye aswell as kinky being the brother word. Pink(eye) (kink)y Adding the two sections together, (kink)(eye). Full work, kinkeye.

Carson: Damn Josiah, last night I had sexual relations with Erik and I gave him the kinkeye.
Josiah: Oh marbles isn't that like really dangerous?
Carson: It can be, but he's probably fine.
Josiah: Did you mean to!?
Carson: I was aiming for his toes!
Josiah: You've got worse aim then me and I've got such bad aim I pee on the toilet seat, sitting down!
*Erik enters room*
Erik: Hey Josiah, what are you doing tonight ;)

by Namzug Haisoj June 6, 2018

kikery

A jewish form of sorcery. Typically used to screw people out of money.

i don’t know, i was at the supermarket getting some spaghetti when a c-ck-mongering, hook nosed salesman pulled some kikery and now i’m driving in a 1998 dodge neon.

by khurzdlius December 20, 2022

Ass kickery

The kicking of ass.

I specialize in ass kickery and guitar playing.

by The Derek-ness May 14, 2004

kinkernet

The internet for those who only surf porn.

I picked up a nasty virus after surfing the kinkernet.

by mikefas February 1, 2005

kinkey

Variation of Kinky and Kinkie
Something seductive but to the extreme. something fun and exciting in a sexual manner.

jeannie stop being so kinkey.

by BryanLee November 23, 2007

kinkerdoodle

a type of metal pipe used during sexual intercourse.

tommy, we need a kinkerdoodle for tonight. I', felling horny!

by chimpy+dafugi December 28, 2006