Jeannie

A one of a kind person who always thinks of others before herself. She wears her heart on her sleve and will be there for you whenever needed. She is very smart, funny, beautiful and is sensitive to others' feelings. She would be the best girlfriend a guy can ask for. Any guy who dates her would be the luckiest guy on the planet.

Jeannie is so nice and always thinks of others first.

He is so lucky he is dating Jeannie.

Jeannie is so beautiful...

Jeannie by Stargazer2010 February 10, 2010

Jeannie

Historical texts reveal this word was a verb used to describe the existence of mysterious, beautiful women over the age of 40 who seem to be immune to aging and possess unusual magical powers over men. Habitually, these women use their powers for many things but are most likely to use them to empty wallets of their male "companions" at the mall. In earlier centuries "genies" were captured by men and put into shapely bottles for good luck. However, as common with men of the day, they forgot where they stashed the bottles and these hidden treasures were not discovered until many years later.

1. Whoa... check out that "jeannie".

2. If I found a genie, my first wish would be to become a Jeannie!

3. Hey, why is my wallet empty? I've been "Jeannied"!!!

Jeannie by word-dude August 11, 2008

Jeannie

An enchanting muse; an intelligent, highly creative woman, who bewitches and mesmerizes the one she feels fated to enjoin until this one is enraptured. She is a force of nature, a feminine divine, protector of her eclectic and often arcane beliefs; she is love and she is justice. She is the feminine unraveled, her energy pure and potent. Your wishes dissolve in her presence as trite and unnecessary. She grants all that is needed.

That one’s a total Jeannie; he’ll ask her what that witchy term means in mythology.

Guy stands no chance; that Jeannie wants him.

Jeannie by Mr. Salad November 23, 2021

Jeannie

Quick to pop off

Jeannie is quick to pop off on the hoes

Jeannie by Fagardo bouviay November 23, 2021

Jeannie E.S.

A woman who actively lives to try and sleep with your husband. She pretends to be this kind person but really she is a wannabe homewrecker and will continue to pursue even when he ignores her notes and advances.

Oh who's that lady talking to my husband?

Shit that's a Jeannie E.S. I hope you trust your man.

Jeannie E.S. by JEStafford April 2, 2024

Dirty Jeannie 

A badass lady out. She’s as sweet as she is sarcastic. Blowing your mind in more ways than one.

My mind has been Dirty Jeannie’d.

Dirty Jeannie by BlueJeannieBaby March 2, 2020

I Dream of Jeannie 

I Dream of Jeannie is potentially the best show EVER created. and we mean it.

best line:
man: "why did you turn that boys mother into a goose?"
jeannie: "because she WAS a goose"
duhhh man.

tune in to I dream of Jeannie. weekdays at 6.

Jeannie top only covers her bosoms. But its all good.

You should ALL watch I dream of Jeannie.

Jeannie wears a hat that makes her look like a monkey.

Jeannie likes to turn boys' mothers into gooses. BEWARE.

If you want to buy a card with the theme song, it costs 4.99, exclusively at Hallmark.

I Dream of Jeannie by I wish i was Jeannie. So do yo January 3, 2010