2 definitions by mikefas

kinkernet

The internet for those who only surf porn.

I picked up a nasty virus after surfing the kinkernet.

by mikefas February 1, 2005

dunkleberry

this putrid occurrence arises when a traditional dingleberry becomes so large that it hangs low enough to "dunk" into toilet water when sitting on the bowl. less common dunking can be performed while tea-bagging thus producing dunkleberry tea.

is that a dunkleberry in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

by mikefas February 19, 2008