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kinkey
kinkey by cereallover66 June 17, 2021
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Mr. Kinney
A high school geography teacher who likes to beat off on his webcam to undercover cops posing as 12 year old girls.
Bro 1: Dude did you hear Mr. Kinney was arrested and charged because he wanted to finger fuck and subsequently plow Vanessa’s little sister?
Bro 2: Damn bro, it’s no wonder I got a B in geography. Me sad.
Bro 1: Word
Bro 2: Damn bro, it’s no wonder I got a B in geography. Me sad.
Bro 1: Word
Mr. Kinney by Tommy Twelve Inch (TTI) March 7, 2021
sleater-kinney
Sleater-Kinney (pronounced SLAY-ter KEN'ee) an indie punk rock trio from Olympia, Washington. Consist of the members Carrie Brownstien, Corrin Tucker and Janet Wiess. Influenced by the riot grrrl movement of the 1990s. Hailing from Portland, Oregon, the group's name is derived from Sleater-Kinney Road, Interstate 5 offramp #108 in Lacey, Washington, the location of one of their early practice spaces.
On June 27, 2006, the band announced their indefinite hiatus from performing and recording
Their full albums:
Sleater-Kinney (1995) – Chainsaw Records.
Call the Doctor (1996) – Chainsaw Records.
Dig Me Out (1997) – Kill Rock Stars.
The Hot Rock (1999) – Kill Rock Stars.
All Hands on the Bad One (2000) – Kill Rock Stars.
One Beat (2002) – Kill Rock Stars.
The Woods (2005) – Sub Pop Records.
On June 27, 2006, the band announced their indefinite hiatus from performing and recording
Their full albums:
Sleater-Kinney (1995) – Chainsaw Records.
Call the Doctor (1996) – Chainsaw Records.
Dig Me Out (1997) – Kill Rock Stars.
The Hot Rock (1999) – Kill Rock Stars.
All Hands on the Bad One (2000) – Kill Rock Stars.
One Beat (2002) – Kill Rock Stars.
The Woods (2005) – Sub Pop Records.
sleater-kinney by Dead Maria September 23, 2006
Brian Kinney
Brian Kinney is God.
That's all you need to know.
He is one of the main characters from Showtime's hit series Queer As Folk. He's powerful, rich, a sex god, and he's the straightest gay guy you will ever meet at first impression, that is until you see him in Babylon one night... and that's just because he's having lots of sex in the back room.
He's cold hearted and sarcastic, but everyone loves him for it.
His actor is Gale Harold, one of the greatest actors just because of his incredible skill to play a character so well and so unlike himself.
That's all you need to know.
He is one of the main characters from Showtime's hit series Queer As Folk. He's powerful, rich, a sex god, and he's the straightest gay guy you will ever meet at first impression, that is until you see him in Babylon one night... and that's just because he's having lots of sex in the back room.
He's cold hearted and sarcastic, but everyone loves him for it.
His actor is Gale Harold, one of the greatest actors just because of his incredible skill to play a character so well and so unlike himself.
Quotes from Brian Kinney:
Brian: What are you doing?
Justin: Giving my friend Daphne a tour of your house.
Brian: This isn't the White House. George Washington hasn't slept here.
Justin: He's the only guy who hasn't.
Michael: Have you ever been on a date?
Brian: One. I ended up fucking the waiter.
Brian: I don't believe in love, I believe in fucking. It's honest, it's efficient - you get in and out with a maximum of pleasure and a minimum of bullshit
Michael: I don't wanna be a saint. I wanna be a ruthless, heartless shit who fucks whoever he wants without conscience or remorse.
Brian: I'm sorry, that position's already been filled.
Michael: I read some place...
Brian: Where? Marvel Comics?
Michael: ...that infants respond to things even while still in the womb. For instance, tension and discord affect them adversely, while playing Mozart and stuff like that makes 'em super smart.
Brian: Well how do you think listening to the sound of two dikes go down on each other for the past nine months has affected him. Christ, he'll probably grow up to be straight.
Michael: All the more reason why he needs his dad
Justin: I've just seen the face of God. His name's Brian Kinney.
Brian: What are you doing?
Justin: Giving my friend Daphne a tour of your house.
Brian: This isn't the White House. George Washington hasn't slept here.
Justin: He's the only guy who hasn't.
Michael: Have you ever been on a date?
Brian: One. I ended up fucking the waiter.
Brian: I don't believe in love, I believe in fucking. It's honest, it's efficient - you get in and out with a maximum of pleasure and a minimum of bullshit
Michael: I don't wanna be a saint. I wanna be a ruthless, heartless shit who fucks whoever he wants without conscience or remorse.
Brian: I'm sorry, that position's already been filled.
Michael: I read some place...
Brian: Where? Marvel Comics?
Michael: ...that infants respond to things even while still in the womb. For instance, tension and discord affect them adversely, while playing Mozart and stuff like that makes 'em super smart.
Brian: Well how do you think listening to the sound of two dikes go down on each other for the past nine months has affected him. Christ, he'll probably grow up to be straight.
Michael: All the more reason why he needs his dad
Justin: I've just seen the face of God. His name's Brian Kinney.
Brian Kinney by Marlene Alvarez September 8, 2007
Kinkeye
Kinkeye is the word used in event and A male (cats excluded) Ejaculates into a women's eye socket (or males, depending on what your into). Often causing pinkeye and many other dreadful and terrible diseases just because he missed the mouth. Pinkeye is the sister word to kinkeye aswell as kinky being the brother word. Pink(eye) (kink)y Adding the two sections together, (kink)(eye). Full work, kinkeye.
Carson: Damn Josiah, last night I had sexual relations with Erik and I gave him the kinkeye.
Josiah: Oh marbles isn't that like really dangerous?
Carson: It can be, but he's probably fine.
Josiah: Did you mean to!?
Carson: I was aiming for his toes!
Josiah: You've got worse aim then me and I've got such bad aim I pee on the toilet seat, sitting down!
*Erik enters room*
Erik: Hey Josiah, what are you doing tonight ;)
Josiah: Oh marbles isn't that like really dangerous?
Carson: It can be, but he's probably fine.
Josiah: Did you mean to!?
Carson: I was aiming for his toes!
Josiah: You've got worse aim then me and I've got such bad aim I pee on the toilet seat, sitting down!
*Erik enters room*
Erik: Hey Josiah, what are you doing tonight ;)
Kinkeye by Namzug Haisoj June 6, 2018
Konkey Dong
Konkey Dong by pspmiles June 25, 2014
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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