Even Don Magic Juan would be proud of this slick manuever. This particular endeavor is preformed by getting a cheap bottle of vodka usually Bankers Club is the vodka of choice. When you and a girl are doing shots you of course give her a double shot of vodka and you must covertly give yourself a shot of water, without the girl noticing. After 15 mintues the girl will be half naked and your average man will become 10 times more attractive. To properly perform this operation you must know the girls limits otherwise you will not be getting laid and the girl will be head first drenched in toliet bowl water, looking like the girl that comes out of the TV in the ring.

"Last night me and this guy were drinking and i got so shitfaced that i fell into his toliet and broke it."
"Oh shit you got Klingered!"

Klingered by Sir Douglass May 5, 2007

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Katerino's the one, partner, family, best friend, everything

Katerino and Kindered are happy together.

kindered by Kindered_spirits January 30, 2023

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Kiggered

Describing a person who is consistently unreliable regarding punctuality, frequently failing to show up on time for scheduled commitments or appointments, often treating these obligations with a lack of seriousness or disregard

"I invited Cole to dinner at 7 PM, but he kiggered me again and didn't show up until 8:30, missing half the meal and the conversation."

"Every holiday, Uncle Trevor gets kiggered, arriving hours late and making everyone else wait before we can start the festivities."

Kiggered by Austin Reaves March 6, 2025

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