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An idea that is not yet fully formed. Shortened version of "kind of an idea". Kindeas are frequently preceded by phrases such as, "Wouldn't it be cool if..." or "You know what I was thinking..." Kindeas generally result in a butt-load of extra work for the people they're presented to.
We were making great progress on the project, and then our Vice-President chimed in with a bunch of kindeas and made the whole thing way more complicated than it needed to be.
kindea by fitz and the tantrums April 14, 2021
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In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! 

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — in an era of 21st century people questioning whether the world is round or flat; whether or not JFK is still alive; whether the photograph of the dress is blue or gold; whether gun violence, police overreach, and White extremist terrorism are actually American problems; and whether it was patriotic to attack the Capitol on 1/6/ 2021m it is clear that “The American Sheeple” are now ready for an insidious Ring Master — the aforementioned “Tall First Grader”.

THE BULLY!!!!!

Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.

America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.

Gods Bless America.
In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! Is another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.
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Mwanandeke Kindembo, born November 11, 1996, Baraka, Democratic Republic of the Congo, is a Congolese author of self-help books. He's an engineer by profession, philosopher and social critic by necessity, and entrepreneur by choice.
Who's Mwanandeke Kindembo? Ans: Mwanandeke Kindembo is a well-built new age author & philosopher.
Mwanandeke Kindembo by Jasmine_N November 10, 2022

why is he kinda… 

Used when someone wants to call somebody or something attractive but doesn’t want to say it out loud/leaves what they wanna say unfinished or open to interpretation.

Used either for dramatic effect or because someone is embarrassed about calling someone/something attractive. Can also use why is she kinda… why are they kinda… why was that kinda… etc.
Person 1: ok but why is he kinda….yknow kinda like….he’s a bit…he’s very yknow 👀 he’s kind of…

Person 2: he’s definitely very…

Person 3: very what?

Person 1&2: yknow… he’s kind of hot.
why is he kinda… by itsjules September 7, 2021

kinda reminda 

something perceived as vaguely reminiscent of something else
Oldsters say the whole Lady Gaga thing is a kinda reminda of the Madonnama phenomena.
When two people date based off of the characters they kin.
"Yeah Ripley started to kindate her because they kin Marceline and Bubblegum."
Kindate by astheworldcaves August 24, 2020

paul kinder

a school filled with inconsiderate twats; aka a ton of 11 year olds that think they’re much older than they really are and try to twerk and grind on walls even though they don’t have a fucking ass. they’re sticks. it’s misery. i want to gouge my eyes out 99% of the time please stop kids this is not okay please end me what the fuck
please stop paul kinder...i’m serious you guys are terrible end me
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