kinder

when someone has a blonde moment, its called a kinder moment. it means someone whos blonde on the inside but not blonde on the outside. its refering to the kinder surprise chocolate eggs which are milk chocolate on the outside, and white chocolate on the inside.

"holy crap, i just had a kinder moment."

"god! stop being such a kinder!"

by Haimi Malu November 3, 2009

kinder

To be a disappointment or deceptive,looks ok on the outside but turns out to be tacky,cheap or shallow on the inside.

He/she seemed genuine,but soon revealed themselves to be a total Kinder.

by Baz James. April 21, 2007

kinder

To have a shit.

Pronounced as in the Kinder Egg, also taking reference to the kinder suprise - you never know what you're going to get!

Phil was so desperate for a kinder he had to stop driving and stradle himself over a ditch

by spitroast October 22, 2006

kinder

a very loving and caring individual. extremely fond of dachshunds.

dayum, look at that hot bitch walking her dachshunds..
oh wait thats kinder.

by da nigger. May 3, 2010

kinder

Means something is bad or not right.

"Dude, my car got jacked"
"KINDER!"

by Oki3 September 7, 2008

Kinder

Dating app for pedophiles.

Sven: Hey Hans, what are you doing this weekend?
Hans: Meeting up with one of my Kinder matches at the playground

by Hulk19 February 2, 2018

Kinder

Dating app for pedophiles.

Sven Hey Hans, what are you doing this weekend?
Hans: Meeting up with one of my Kinder matches at the playground

by Hulk19 February 2, 2018