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killstorm 

–noun
1. An extremely powerful weather storm generally classified in one of three classifications (class 1, class 2, or class 3) with class 3 being the most powerful
2. A blizzard of epic proportions, usually resulting in school cancellations
Example 1:
Guy: That killstorm we had the other night really wrecked my yard. I found my grill in my neighbor's driveway, my newspaper in a storm drain, and my cat in the chimney.


Example 2:
Young kid: Dad, I heard there is supposed to be a class 3 killstorm tonight. Alright! No school tomorrow! Looks like you'll have to stay home and babysit me.

Dad: Son of a bitch! I'll call in to work and tell them nature has screwed me over again. Dammit!


Example 3 (From The Simpsons):
Kent Brockman: The National Weather Service has upgraded Springfield's blizzard from "Winter Wonderland" to a "Class 3 Kill-Storm"!

Marge: I don't like the sound of that "class 3".
killstorm by Beavis Comeavis February 11, 2009
Words you can keep

killstroke 

Stroking your dick till you're dead/stroking someones dick to death.
Friend: Oh shit, he pulled a killstroke on himself!
Friend(2): A sad way to die...
killstroke by SMLE December 3, 2018

Killstreak 

A reward given to players in Newer Call Of Duty games after killing a certain amount of enemies without dying. Normally consisting of a support helicopter, dogs, or air-strike. Until Modern Warfare 2 was released and gave players many more rewards for camping and being little pansies abusing care packages and sentry guns. Higher streaks include Harriers that hover with chain guns, predator missiles you control and AC-130 and chain gunships that spawn kill.

Upon camping your ass off to a 25 killstreak you can call in a nuclear warhead to end the game, because by that time the entire server is sick of your shit and at least Infinity Ward is self aware of what they did to a "realistic" war shooter.
Smokeytoke420 with a title and emblem of a weed leaf obtained his AC-130 Killstreak where he proceeded to spawn kill the enemy team as they were punished for not camping.
Killstreak by Moonjabi January 6, 2010

Killsword 

In Baldur's Gate II, there was an elaborate way to set up cheat codes. One had to go into the baldur.ini file, and in a specific place (I don't remember exactly where) type "debugmode=1". Once one did this, the cheat code console, CLUA, could be accessed in the game. If one, using the create any item code, typed in "Killsw01," one would obtain a sword with the same graphics as the +2 Longsword and the same description as the Varscona blade. However, this particular sword did at least 1000 damage from each of the energy types, was a +20 weapon, gave +50 to AC, and 100% magic resistance. In short, the sword you use when you just want to get past something without taking the time to fight it properly, or if you've played the game a million times and just want to watch bodies fly apart.
Makes me wonder how quick Demogorgon would die if hit by the Killsword...
Killsword by Jilikar May 27, 2007

xxx on a killstreak 

Late rapper xxxtentacion had a song named, ''RIP ROACH''. One of the lyrics from the song says, "xxx on a killstreak''.
Yo, had you heard this song called RIP ROACH? It's fire vro, "xxx on a killstreak''.
Bro that sounds neat im finna listen to it ong.
xxx on a killstreak by TRPLE4 January 23, 2021

Killstreaker 

A girl who purposely aims low and flirts with males in a lower league (especially with simps or white knights) in hopes of adding to their body count to impress a male who is in a higher league.
Lydia is such a Killstreaker. She is only hanging out with James to impress Johnathan.
Killstreaker by simpdeystroyer December 21, 2019

Killstreak Whore

1. someone who does not play the objective in any Call Of Duty online game, and is only trying to earn killstreak rewards

2. a douche bag who doesnt play to win and only plays to give themself high killstreak rewards such as Chopper Gunner's and AC130's

3. a camper that doesnt care about their team
Dude 1: That guy is not playing the objective hes just camping and building up his streak

Dude 2: I know he is such a killstreak whore!
Killstreak Whore by DJ WHEELZZ July 10, 2010
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