Kallstrom 

The breed that is referred to by the last name “Kallström” is rare. Usually of the white-red tone, they range in many different sizes. Hailing originally from Northern Europe, the migrants dropped the umlaut from above the ‘o’ and continued on to Canada. Here, they marveled at the sports ‘hokey’ and sing-along karaoke. They also tasted for the first time the wine of the gods, beer. When the degrees dropped startlingly, the warm-blooded creatures traveled south into the realm of the US of A. Not all made it out of the blizzard state of Canadia. Those in the US of A settled in farming nations, raising children and sheep. Friends of the Indians, they now have found peace. Anti-social by nature, these creatures have learned to acclimate to the robber baron ways of the US of A.

"Is that a Goolie or a Canuck, eh?"

"Neither...that's a Kallstrom, eh."

Kallstrom by EcObAmIcS January 23, 2009

kastrom

A big ol', gigantic, gah damn behemoth of a booty one discovers whilst hunting for ass. When a kastrom makes it's presence, it will be known to even the blindest of all niggas. A kastrom can be dangerous if misused as well. Records indicate kastroms of such gargantuan proportions that caused epileptic seizures among all men whom look directly into it. Aside from the mental degradation of our society from the glorification of these "bouncing booties" as some scholars have deemed, a kastrom can be used as a weapon as well. Many a cases have been reported in which a bitch ass hoe was twerking on her piece of shit deadbeat nigga of a husband, she threatened to suffocate him by sitting on him if the lil niglet did not cough up his fucking child-support. What a pain in the ass...

Daquan: "Ayy nigga, you seent Shekaina lately?"
Tyrece: "Nah nigga I done told u I aint fuck with them rachet ass hoes no mo'"
Daquan: "Mo u trippin, she got the platik soorgoory these kim kardashian bitches be getting. She got that ass now fam@
Tyrece: "Nigga u lyin. How big it be do?"

Daquan: "A kastrom."
Tyrece: "!!!!!! That amount of ass is considered illegal contraband in some countries"
Daquan: "ye nig so lets hit it nd quit it before that nigga Darell find out. Shekaina said we could run a train"
Tyrece: "Sheet if it really is a kastrom, we gon need more than just a train. Gon need air force one to make a dent"

kastrom by The Kastrom Killer Klan August 25, 2018

killstroke 

Stroking your dick till you're dead/stroking someones dick to death.

Friend: Oh shit, he pulled a killstroke on himself!
Friend(2): A sad way to die...

killstroke by SMLE December 3, 2018

killstorm 

–noun
1. An extremely powerful weather storm generally classified in one of three classifications (class 1, class 2, or class 3) with class 3 being the most powerful
2. A blizzard of epic proportions, usually resulting in school cancellations

Example 1:
Guy: That killstorm we had the other night really wrecked my yard. I found my grill in my neighbor's driveway, my newspaper in a storm drain, and my cat in the chimney.


Example 2:
Young kid: Dad, I heard there is supposed to be a class 3 killstorm tonight. Alright! No school tomorrow! Looks like you'll have to stay home and babysit me.

Dad: Son of a bitch! I'll call in to work and tell them nature has screwed me over again. Dammit!


Example 3 (From The Simpsons):
Kent Brockman: The National Weather Service has upgraded Springfield's blizzard from "Winter Wonderland" to a "Class 3 Kill-Storm"!

Marge: I don't like the sound of that "class 3".

killstorm by Beavis Comeavis February 11, 2009

kjelstrom 

A total moron who doesn't know how to use his 8===D the right way.

Look at that Kjelstrom waving his 8===D at those people!

kjelstrom by Dounodewae May 9, 2018

Killstroyed

when one gets messed up beyond repair. usually used to describe a state of intoxication but can also be used to describe physical pain caused by someone else.

steve: hey man how was your birthday?
levon: oh man, fuckin jagerbombs. i got so killstroyed. i dont even know how i got home.

Killstroyed by cutmeaslice September 23, 2009

Kastrom

Kastrom of the catastrophe

Watch out nigga he's coming for you

Watch out there's a Kastrom coming

Kastrom by Kastrom October 4, 2018