kiesler

Kiesler refers to a good friend, ready to make you laugh at any time of the day.
Kiesler a common Aussie male's name. Kieslers are known for penises averaging at a whopping 62 cm.
Known for their balls of steel weighing at an average of 3 kg per testicle, they are quite fearless.
They are known for their karate skills and their fierce personality.

He just broke the world record for the biggest shlong in the world. That's a kiesler!

by Lebébé November 23, 2021

Kaeslermeters

Always longer in distance then a kilometer. Greater than one kilometer but less than two.

That half marathon was actually 27km, must of been measured in Kaeslermeters

by USWA April 7, 2019

Kesler-bomb

Sweeping in behind a teammate, friend or family member to intentionally - and unintentionally - appear in video footage or photographs.

Vancouver Canucks center Ryan Kesler has become good at this as of late, magically appearing in post-game interviews behind teammates.

Mark is about to Kesler-bomb Joe and Tina in their wedding portrait. This will not end well.

by pucklady March 31, 2011

kiester bunny

Is the magical creature that brings gifts to those in prison. Via ones ass.

One prisoner says to the other, I can wait to see what the Kiester Bunny brings me today.

by Prison Pall May 19, 2009

Kissler

A moustache that does not connect in the middle, therefor kissing Adolf Hitler would complete the moustache.

Wow, nice kissler!

by Vodo January 14, 2019

Ryan Kesler

A person that is half man half beast.

# 17 of the Vancouver Canucks. During Canucks games Ryan Kesler activates his beast mode.

by Servine December 16, 2011

kiester-egg hunt

a mixture of the act of kiestering and a classic game of Easter egg hunting. It is a game where people go into a public place like a restaurant and have paid 5 random ppl to kiester a boiled egg up their ass. The players of the game do not know which ppl in the restaurant have an egg up their ass so they have to go from person to person shoving their hand up their assholes. Once all the eggs are collected or all the contestants have been arrested,,,the person with the most eggs is the winner. This game is used as an act of initiation to a club or to a fraternity.

Bro: Hey bro did you go to that kiester-egg hunt last weekend?

Other Bro: Yeah bro I was doing pretty well until i got tasered with my arm half way up an old ladies ass crack.

Bro: Damn bro, so a kiester egg hunt could be defined as a friendly Easter egg hunt involving kiestered eggs and assholes?
Other bro: yeah pretty much

by skippingsloth April 27, 2015