Keisler
That German hippie with the long hair. The one who looks short and not scary, but he'll kill you. But deep down he's a super sweet guy, who just wants to be loved.
Keisler by Cuddles Muffins June 30, 2011
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Khaleesi Keister
Khaleesi Keister by Big Poppa Mills December 8, 2020
Related Words
Keisler • Kessler • keister • Keiser • keister bunny • keister feaster • Kesler's Theory • keiler • keiser soze • keistered
Kesler-bomb
Sweeping in behind a teammate, friend or family member to intentionally - and unintentionally - appear in video footage or photographs.
Vancouver Canucks center Ryan Kesler has become good at this as of late, magically appearing in post-game interviews behind teammates.
Vancouver Canucks center Ryan Kesler has become good at this as of late, magically appearing in post-game interviews behind teammates.
Kesler-bomb by pucklady March 31, 2011
soupy keister
An anus filled with mushed feces.
Am asshole that was never wiped and is filled with excrement with the consistency of thick soup.
Diarrhea Butt.
Am asshole that was never wiped and is filled with excrement with the consistency of thick soup.
Diarrhea Butt.
soupy keister by Fatman Slim March 2, 2022
keiser soze
1) the boogie man for criminals that will mutilate the ones that fuck with him or dont do as he says, then he will devestate the lives of all that persons family, friends, and anybody that knew that person that are still alive, if anybody tries to stop him he will kill them too, living legend (from the movie Usual Suspects)
2) one of the nicknames that lord infamous (the well-known memphis rapper) uses in his music
2) one of the nicknames that lord infamous (the well-known memphis rapper) uses in his music
for both; listen to "I'm Losing It" by Lord Infamous off the Tear Da Club Up Thug's album CrazyNDaLazDayz (intro is a clip from the movie)- "you think you can catch keiser soze? you think a guy like that comes this close to getting caught and sticks his head out? if he comes up for anything it'll be to get rid of me, after that my guess is you'll never hear from me again"
keiser soze by ATS November 8, 2007
Keistering
Keistering by KC Is A Knob Gobbler April 21, 2009
Kiss Me Kessler
Kiss Me Kessler. Named after a major D.C powerbroker; a great man.
1 part gin
1 part vodka
1 fine waitress
Bitters
Cherry grenadine
Maraschino Cherries
Any questions, you can talk to my lawyer.
1 part gin
1 part vodka
1 fine waitress
Bitters
Cherry grenadine
Maraschino Cherries
Any questions, you can talk to my lawyer.
Kiss Me Kessler by John Miller December 20, 2017
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