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Kempsville Lake 

Hood located in Virginia Beach south of Mt. Trashmore. One of the best hoods to kick it in. Easy access to everything. Also known as "The Lake".
This guy: Where you from?
That guy: Shiiiit you know the lake.
This guy: Kempsville Lake?
That guy: Yea, that's where it's at.
Kempsville Lake by 757_Boy April 29, 2013
KEM-ps
N.

A card game in which players trade cards in a circle attempting to gain 4 of the same cards wilst also signaling to their partner that they have 4 of a kind. If the signal is seeing and the partner calls "Kemps!" the team wins. However, if a player of the opposing team see's the signal and calls "Kemps!" the player signaling loses. For more fun, you can fake a signal to attempt to throw other teams out. If a fake signal is spoted and called, then the team that called the Kemps is out.
Jon, you want to go play Kemps with Ben and Agnes?

KEMPS! We win! Good signal Jon.
kemps by iThizz July 13, 2006
a complete shit hole town full of druggies. by the age of 16 you’re either a school dropout or preggaz, or both.
“kempsey is fucked cunt
kempsey by dazza frasionold September 26, 2019
Inserting your toe in the vagina of a female in order to obtain sexual gratification.
Jaysus, her gowl was too wide for a kempster so I had to use my whole foot!
kempster by Frank Brett April 14, 2006
Kempster, verb.
To engage in vaginal or anal sexual stimulation of a female using ones foot
My size 13 feet are too big for kempstering
kempster by croaghlad April 14, 2006

Kimpsa10^453

A person with hair that doesn't obey the laws of physics and a bad fashion sense. Has a thing for wind turbines and nuclear reactors. He is also a cunt.
DON'T TEAM KILL KIMPSA10^453 YOU F##ING FA##OT
Kimpsa10^453 by random.jar December 13, 2018