A general definition which can be applied to persons that may exhibit homosexual tendencies and also nerds especially those that use a back brace and lives at home even though they are in their late thirties. They constantly masturbate to porn magazines they have from last century when they were still in their thirties. They commonly have worked in jobs such as mc'donalds all their lives and still have not been promoted from moping the floors. kempster nerds also indulge in internet dating sites and have been known to steal their parent's credit card to purchase mail order brides.
Similar to a kempster nerd but tending to be older in age and severity of condition.
Georgy: look there's chris
Irene: he is a classicOG kempster nerd
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).