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Kempster, verb.
To engage in vaginal or anal sexual stimulation of a female using ones foot
My size 13 feet are too big for kempstering
kempster by croaghlad April 14, 2006
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og kempster nerd 

A general definition which can be applied to persons that may exhibit homosexual tendencies and also nerds especially those that use a back brace and lives at home even though they are in their late thirties. They constantly masturbate to porn magazines they have from last century when they were still in their thirties. They commonly have worked in jobs such as mc'donalds all their lives and still have not been promoted from moping the floors. kempster nerds also indulge in internet dating sites and have been known to steal their parent's credit card to purchase mail order brides.
Similar to a kempster nerd but tending to be older in age and severity of condition.
Georgy: look there's chris
Irene: he is a classic OG kempster nerd

To have weak memes
Grace is a kemster.
kemster by MemsterKemster January 20, 2017

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026