Commonly resulting from a sudden increase in
Cocaine fuelled meditation, KMDS can result in late
night googling of one's self, foaming at the
mouth, erectile dysfunction, uncontrollable crying, lazy eye and hair loss.
"He's 50 years old and been screaming at his computer screen
like a
baby all night, if he turns out to have Kicking
Mustang Derangement Syndrome then at least he won't reproduce."