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a tall sexy guy, get's all the guy's a sex genius known for having really big penis's, a really open person, usually a stoner, he's a child's hero, anybody known to dislike a khyson"will die a slow and painfull death"
i wish i was just like khyson
khyson by john cababaa July 11, 2011
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Kyson's are the most incredibly rare creatures they have
phenomenal personalities. If you find one make sure you lock him up in your closet and swallow the key, cause they are people who will always be faithful and loyal. When you need them, they'll always be there for you. They are easy to get along with. Through any bad situation, they can always make you smile with their funny sense of humor. If you let a Kyson into your life they'll brighten up your world ^^ Kysons have immense handsomeness and are extremely talented in the arts. They are passionate and can triumph through any obstacle in life no matter how hard the situation may be in, and somehow are always able to have a smile on their face and willing to help others. They'll be the best friend you'll ever have. And as a lover, you are lucky without a doubt, they are prefect in every way, for they are very caring and thoughtful, though others may see "faults", you see perfection, you are not blinded but gifted to see who and what they are. So never let these people out of your life, for they are the most amazing people you could possibly meet. Kysons will change your life forever. Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool. An extremely handsome man that is athletic. All girls die over a Kyson. A Kyson can get the hottest girls and keep them because he knows how to treat them. If you have an chance to date a Kyson do it there wont be another like him.
I just met this new boy, and I hope he's a Kyson.
kyson by #THE_REAL_DEAL January 5, 2017
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khyson kyson Kayson kaysondra kaysoni Khyon Khyron Kaysonship keyson Khason
1: boy name meaning strong believer who never gives up on things and works their hardest.

2: a guy named Jayson accidentally called Kayson
3: boy that loves nature and climbing trees and exploring the great out doors
Person: why is Kayson always climbing trees?
Person 2: cause he is a wild child
Kayson by Tree of holes July 15, 2016
Kyson is the most best freind you could have. He is usually freinds with the people who are named Garrett. He is a incredible athlete and is really fast. Kyson can be a real pain in the ass some times. He is also dirty minded too. He is an all out amazing person. He is there for you when you need it the most no matter who you are. He is the most honest person you will ever meet, he never lies. And he isn't a slut and is loyal, so ladies, if you are looking for a guy you wanna stay with for a while, then go for a kyson
Kyson the best
Kyson by Notimportantlol April 9, 2019
Kayson means a loving and caring person that loves sports and he will make mistakes but it hurts him more then it hurts himself girls think he’s attractive and people of all ages love him
Person 1 what does kayson love

Person 2 he loves sports
Kayson by Sydney strawberry March 16, 2019
a cool ass nigga who can get shot done
talk to kyson if you need to get shit done
kyson by Judson December 24, 2014

Kaysonship 

A relationship where two adults think they really really love eachother then get screwed over by a bitch named Kayla and has a kid because the father got manipulated by a southern redneck cunt.
You dont need to date that person, you might end up having a Kaysonship. Just say no.
Kaysonship by Kc_1890 June 8, 2019
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