keyson 

A person that is out going, generous. But also inappropriate at times. He is not afraid to speak his mind.

I need someone to have fun with but also have someone to care for me, I need a Keyson

keyson by Marble Dunkin March 12, 2017

Keystone Shit 

The keystone shit holds all the other poop in place. Once the keystone poop falls, the entire doo-doo infrastructure will eventually follow. The keystone is the densest shit and thus requires the most attention and concentration.

Sweating on the toilet, I put on the Led Zeppelin song "When the Levee Breaks" and waited for the keystone shit to drop.

Keystone Shit by asthmaticdan October 20, 2015

keystone nacho 

When a plate of loaded nachos is delivered, the "keystone nacho" is the nacho chip that, when lifted from the platter, pulls the largest amount of toppings from the plate at once. The person who pulls the keystone nacho is hated, respected, and envied by all others at the table.

Comer found the keystone nacho and in one moment, he got the best bite of the whole dang plate!!

keystone nacho by Glamrockster December 11, 2016

Keystone Kops 

term used to describe an inept group of people for their mistakes and/or lack of coordination and/or inability to get things done. Comes from a series of silent movies made by the Keystone Film Company between 1912 and 1917 about a group of incompetent policemen and their various escapades.

I don't know about you, but in the past few years, it seems to me that every time there is a major crisis, the government runs around like the Keystone Kops!

Keystone Kops by y0ur l3ft nut May 24, 2010

Keyonce 

A Keyonce has a great affection towards creativity, beauty, and domestic activities of life. A Keyonce loves to see everyone happy. Keyonce are trustworthy and honest even if it doesn't seem like it. A Keyonce is very easy to get along with, lowkey lit, and have a very unique personality that everyone falls in love with.

Woah, Must be nice to have a Keyonce as a friend.

Keyonce by secretive December 23, 2016

keystone brownout

A rancid, liquid bowel movement after drinking too many Keystone (or Stones for short). Usually starts with a Questionable Fart or two, followed by rumbly in the ole tummy.

Then, the victim experiences a few convulsions, perhaps even a full blown seizure. Then all hell breaks loose, with a violent powerful ass blast with the consistency of Spackle or paint. The victim then angrily vows never to drink Stones again, but usually succumbs later on.

Gordon stopped by his apartment to get just a little taste of some crack. He quickly freebased a few hits, gobbled a few Loratabs, and slammed 16 Keystone light beers.

He was eagerly anticipating the toga party with hot co-eds. He changed into his white toga and went on his way. About halfway to the party, he experienced a Keystone Brownout in the car and had to terminate his plans.

keystone brownout by Jrubadub March 27, 2012

Keyonna 

One of the most beautiful girl you will ever meet in your life. They are as special as an angel themselves. They have a big heart and have huge amounts of feelings for their boy. Keyonna’s are very special and will love their boys until the end of time

Random dude: man I like to be keyonna’s boy
Her boyfriend: too bad she’s taken

Keyonna by Reaper799 August 3, 2018