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To feel extreme pressure. Socially uncomfortable in most situations. To be of a cumbersome like quality or awkward proportion.
"I have so much to do, I'm such a Krelson"
"I really don't know what to say, I hope I don't come off as a Krelson!"
Krelson by Trebor Nolsen September 9, 2009
A person who has a very high self consciousness, most of the time secretly depressed yet hides it perfectly. A Kelson has a secret that no knows that they'll gladly die before saying it. They are strong, clever, act dumb, and usually quite lay back. You will often find one laying down relaxing as often as they can. A Kelson will always tell you their fine when it comes to emotions, except when they experience death, and even then they very rarely cry.
"Kelson's depressed, look at him he's perfectly fine."

"They're falling asleep in the grass at this time, jeez they're such a Kelson."

"Kelson said that he's alright, but is that true?"
Kelson by Fenris November 26, 2018

Khersonnn 

Something that is litty. Only used by the realest out there.

If you know.... you know.
Rebecca: "Wow stacey did you hear? I passed my driving test!

Stacey: "JHEEEEEEEZE, KHERSONNN. WHAT A DONNY"
Always a blonde.

His carefree attitude attracts people to him. He looks like a badass, but actually the sweetest person you'll ever know.
Who's that angry looking dude in the corner?

He looks mean, but he's a real Kelson once you get to know him.
Kelson by Name Checker February 3, 2010
A goofy boy with dreams of world domination and smells of elderberries.
Damn that Kheldon is a goofy boy what with his dreams of world domination, and damn what's up with that elderberry smell?
Kheldon by nobody November 26, 2003
1) A clueless person; expressing stereotypically blonde tendencies 2) A humorous display of complete idiocy
1) did you hear that kelson say that "the man" is dead?

2) dude, you just pulled a kelson!
kelson by gSchliss September 26, 2006
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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