Kheldon
Damn that Kheldon is a goofy boy what with his dreams of world domination, and damn what's up with that elderberry smell?
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Kheldon
He is a cheating ass hoe who sleeps around and dates everyone and everything. Don’t let his charm fool you, he’s a demon inside. He’s adopted because no one wants him. He’s a depressed bipolar freak. If you find one, run the other fucking way.
Kheldon by Karma’sABitch May 19, 2018
Keldon
That one kid who fucks your mom in nine different positions with airpods in. He is so sexy even newborns love him. But he surrounds himself with gay mexicans like people named Javier ,samuel ,Ishmael, and a lot of gay black kids like elijah,Jayden,jayden,marvante (the gayest). But Keldon is not gay he nicknamed this one girl mexico bc she plants and grows beans for him bc she want his black pipe.
Keldon
A bitchy ass mf with a smart mouth. He is a skimpy dresser and everyone loves him even though he's always bitching.
Keldon by Hinesjesusandlife May 29, 2018
Keldon
A person who typically has a mop hair cut that and lives off various forms of welfare. He is your typical child that has various forms of autism and is very out-going. Keldon is usually that type of person to have a really messed up child-hood, having his father leave him at a young age. The only person that finds him attractive throughout his child-hood is his sister.
Keldon by NoChinAutism March 3, 2019
khaldon
The human form of Maui from Moana... a great friend to have around. Knows how to party with the football team but will also do homework until 3AM. Usually lives a pretty busy life.
khaldon by A_for_anonymous...or_ali November 23, 2020
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