A local to the suburb of Kelso Aus. Generally born with 2 heads and often sharing a tooth per family, the natives of this region speak a broken slurred version of American redneck crossed with Australian slang.
Kelsonian:-
Standing in line at a shop when lady walks in with 5 kids all with the same first name, I ask how is it you tell them apart, she says I call them by their last names.
Standing in line at a shop when lady walks in with 5 kids all with the same first name, I ask how is it you tell them apart, she says I call them by their last names.
by DinnerAvenger June 3, 2011
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an amazinng beautiful girl who is very outgoing
she usually is a virgin and is waiting till she is atleast eighteen
unless she finds the right guy
always disagrees if you compliment her
she usually is a virgin and is waiting till she is atleast eighteen
unless she finds the right guy
always disagrees if you compliment her
by 420harp420 June 15, 2010
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by iamsashia June 23, 2018
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That woman had made so much progress in a month. I've never seen anyone lose weight that quickly. She must be a ketonian!
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