Kelsonian 

A local to the suburb of Kelso Aus. Generally born with 2 heads and often sharing a tooth per family, the natives of this region speak a broken slurred version of American redneck crossed with Australian slang.

Kelsonian:-
Standing in line at a shop when lady walks in with 5 kids all with the same first name, I ask how is it you tell them apart, she says I call them by their last names.

Kelsonian by DinnerAvenger June 3, 2011

KEstonian

A Kestonian will destroy all trolls, watch better call saul and play red dead redemption 2. Do not upset a kestonian, they will remove you from existence.

"Justice for Arthur Morgan!" said the Kestonian

KEstonian by WorthyEditsYT January 20, 2021

Bust down Kelsiana 

a girl named Kelsey busts downs

Bust down Kelsiana!

Bust down Kelsiana by Kelsiana May 8, 2019

kelsiianna

an amazinng beautiful girl who is very outgoing
she usually is a virgin and is waiting till she is atleast eighteen

unless she finds the right guy
always disagrees if you compliment her

adam- you are beautiful

kelsiianna- thanks but i disagree

kelsiianna by 420harp420 June 15, 2010

kelsonique

she is very kind pretty she can be a little bitch at some times but she will stand up for you if your in a bad standard

kelsonique will make a great girlfriend or friend

kelsonique by iamsashia June 23, 2018

kelsian 

Is very slow, somewhat intelligent a crackhead personality.Could be annoying at times and has a massive giantantic forehead . She is flattest one in the friend group .

“Stop being a kelsian” said Jenny

“I’m such a kelsian in this dress” said Paulette

kelsian by Penny peebuttom November 10, 2020

ketonian 

Anyone who eats keto and only wear Ketonian Lifestyle t-shirts. They're often found on r/keto sharing success stories.

That guy used to look like a Snorlax, but he now looks like a Machamp; he must be a ketonian!
That woman had made so much progress in a month. I've never seen anyone lose weight that quickly. She must be a ketonian!

ketonian by the_keto_chef December 20, 2020