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Kelsonian 

A local to the suburb of Kelso Aus. Generally born with 2 heads and often sharing a tooth per family, the natives of this region speak a broken slurred version of American redneck crossed with Australian slang.
Kelsonian:-
Standing in line at a shop when lady walks in with 5 kids all with the same first name, I ask how is it you tell them apart, she says I call them by their last names.
Kelsonian by DinnerAvenger June 3, 2011
Words you can keep
A Kestonian will destroy all trolls, watch better call saul and play red dead redemption 2. Do not upset a kestonian, they will remove you from existence.
"Justice for Arthur Morgan!" said the Kestonian
KEstonian by WorthyEditsYT January 20, 2021

Bust down Kelsiana 

a girl named Kelsey busts downs
Bust down Kelsiana!

kelsiianna

an amazinng beautiful girl who is very outgoing
she usually is a virgin and is waiting till she is atleast eighteen

unless she finds the right guy
always disagrees if you compliment her
adam- you are beautiful

kelsiianna- thanks but i disagree
kelsiianna by 420harp420 June 15, 2010

kelsonique

she is very kind pretty she can be a little bitch at some times but she will stand up for you if your in a bad standard
kelsonique will make a great girlfriend or friend
kelsonique by iamsashia June 23, 2018
Is very slow, somewhat intelligent a crackhead personality.Could be annoying at times and has a massive giantantic forehead . She is flattest one in the friend group .
Stop being a kelsian” said Jenny

“I’m such a kelsian in this dress” said Paulette
kelsian by Penny peebuttom November 10, 2020

ketonian 

Anyone who eats keto and only wear Ketonian Lifestyle t-shirts. They're often found on r/keto sharing success stories.
That guy used to look like a Snorlax, but he now looks like a Machamp; he must be a ketonian!
That woman had made so much progress in a month. I've never seen anyone lose weight that quickly. She must be a ketonian!
ketonian by the_keto_chef December 20, 2020
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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