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A local to the suburb of Kelso Aus. Generally born with 2 heads and often sharing a tooth per family, the natives of this region speak a broken slurred version of American redneck crossed with Australian slang.
Standing in line at a shop when lady walks in with 5 kids all with the same first name, I ask how is it you tell them apart, she says I call them by their last names.
by DinnerAvenger May 09, 2011
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