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elderberry 

another term for an elderly person
there's no difference between calling your dad old man or an elderberry
elderberry by Uncle Dimma November 5, 2019

elderberry 

another term for an elderly person
there's no difference between calling your dad old man or an elderberry
elderberry by Uncle Dimma October 8, 2020

elderberry 

another term for an elderly person
there's no difference between calling your dad old man or an elderberry
elderberry by Uncle Dimma February 3, 2020

lebonese elderberry

A berry that is in somewhat of a drooping shape and sways side to side under an old Lebanese man's coochie.
Wow! Hank only has one lebonese elderberry left after war.
lebonese elderberry by Bryan Seaman September 4, 2016

Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father Smelled of Elderberries

This is the greatest insult ever uttered in the history of mankind. It has been said that if a individual says this to another, they will be succumbed to the overwhelming Dankness they have experienced. Their bones will start to get weak, they will drop to their knees and beg for mercy. BUT! They will will be no forgiveness for those whose mother is a hamster and their father smells of elderberries! They will be forced to eat the unholy Lima Soy as punishment for their grave sin.
Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father smelled of Elderberries, enough said

elderberries

Your mother was a hampster and your father smells of elderberries!
elderberries by Xizor July 28, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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