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A person who has a very high self consciousness, most of the time secretly depressed yet hides it perfectly. A Kelson has a secret that no knows that they'll gladly die before saying it. They are strong, clever, act dumb, and usually quite lay back. You will often find one laying down relaxing as often as they can. A Kelson will always tell you their fine when it comes to emotions, except when they experience death, and even then they very rarely cry.
"Kelson's depressed, look at him he's perfectly fine."

"They're falling asleep in the grass at this time, jeez they're such a Kelson."

"Kelson said that he's alright, but is that true?"
Kelson by Fenris November 26, 2018
A loving person, cool, one of the most popular kids in class, lots of time dating a Samuel or Robert, fun to be around.
Wow kresson is lookin so hot today.
Kresson by ProfessorX1239 June 17, 2016
Always a blonde.

His carefree attitude attracts people to him. He looks like a badass, but actually the sweetest person you'll ever know.
Who's that angry looking dude in the corner?

He looks mean, but he's a real Kelson once you get to know him.
Kelson by Name Checker February 3, 2010
A guy that typically takes a Kia to a Lambo garage.
He's a very likable guy and easy to get along with.
Sometimes struggles with Height restrictions but stands tall amongst his peers!
Guy 1: Hey Boss, do you drive a Kia Sportage?"
Guy 2: " Yes, every Kreason drive a Sportage and Skips Carbs"
kreason by Gareths January 17, 2018
1) A clueless person; expressing stereotypically blonde tendencies 2) A humorous display of complete idiocy
1) did you hear that kelson say that "the man" is dead?

2) dude, you just pulled a kelson!
kelson by gSchliss September 26, 2006

kelson mcnelson 

kelson mcnelson doxxed me i’m big scared!!!