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Hey that wasn't good that was a kheeze
kheeze by soupcheese September 19, 2009
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A state of temporary immunity used in playground games. This immunity is initiated by a number of methods, the most common involving sticking your thumbs in the air and simply shouting "Keezees!". Thus, you are exempt from whatever game is being played, and are immune from being picked, "tagged", etc.
*bends down to tie shoe-laces as "it" person approaches*

"Ah'm keezees, by the way! Ye canny tag me!"

*"it" person slopes off dejected, in search of another victim*
Keezees by Unwept, the Lone Magpie November 10, 2008
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A term in certain dialects of Farsi that is used to describe an individual who is a bit on the fat side.
You are such a kheekee!
kheekee by Farokh Aghaladil November 9, 2006
a keezer is a man who has smoked for more then 40 years when he has only been alive for 15 and a half :)
Damn i want a cigarette, where is the big mack daddy Keezer when you need him?
keezer by 7.. 5 December 4, 2004
A large man with a beard that he rarely trims. He wears a large leather jacket in the winter time and camo hardcore shorts during the summer.

He also enjoys partying very much.
"Yo you were at that party with keezer? Hell yeah son that niggas my homie!"
keezer by cobaltzorz December 28, 2005
Keezer is a remarkable kid with an extremely sarcastic/hilarious/hearty laughter and is believed to make a great Santa Claus. He is immensly tall, and when you tickle him he will kick you in the head. He has a huge leather jacket, and if you put it on, it will look like you're swimming in it. He personally enjoys my marketing idea about cellphones and internet hook ups.
Keezer: Cows can't use phones or type.
Marisa: I'm a cow with marketing skills.

^See? Feel the love.
keezer by Marisa December 14, 2004
like a tweaked, but its a girl who sucks anyone and everybody dick. She's always on here knees and gave the whole blow head. lol
Damn to a fuckin kneezer, she sucked all of 48th street and 60th dick hhaaaahhaa.
kneezer by Phi MAN July 29, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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