kheeze

a series of bad jokes or stories

Hey that wasn't good that was a kheeze

kheeze by soupcheese September 19, 2009

Keezees 

A state of temporary immunity used in playground games. This immunity is initiated by a number of methods, the most common involving sticking your thumbs in the air and simply shouting "Keezees!". Thus, you are exempt from whatever game is being played, and are immune from being picked, "tagged", etc.

*bends down to tie shoe-laces as "it" person approaches*

"Ah'm keezees, by the way! Ye canny tag me!"

*"it" person slopes off dejected, in search of another victim*

Keezees by Unwept, the Lone Magpie November 10, 2008

kheekee 

A term in certain dialects of Farsi that is used to describe an individual who is a bit on the fat side.

You are such a kheekee!

kheekee by Farokh Aghaladil November 9, 2006

keezer 

a keezer is a man who has smoked for more then 40 years when he has only been alive for 15 and a half :)

Damn i want a cigarette, where is the big mack daddy Keezer when you need him?

keezer by 7.. 5 December 4, 2004

keezer 

A large man with a beard that he rarely trims. He wears a large leather jacket in the winter time and camo hardcore shorts during the summer.

He also enjoys partying very much.

"Yo you were at that party with keezer? Hell yeah son that niggas my homie!"

keezer by cobaltzorz December 28, 2005

keezer 

Keezer is a remarkable kid with an extremely sarcastic/hilarious/hearty laughter and is believed to make a great Santa Claus. He is immensly tall, and when you tickle him he will kick you in the head. He has a huge leather jacket, and if you put it on, it will look like you're swimming in it. He personally enjoys my marketing idea about cellphones and internet hook ups.

Keezer: Cows can't use phones or type.
Marisa: I'm a cow with marketing skills.

^See? Feel the love.

keezer by Marisa December 14, 2004

kneezer 

like a tweaked, but its a girl who sucks anyone and everybody dick. She's always on here knees and gave the whole blow head. lol

Damn to a fuckin kneezer, she sucked all of 48th street and 60th dick hhaaaahhaa.

kneezer by Phi MAN July 29, 2010