a khezarana is a bamboo stick that is used by Arabic parents to smack your ass when you get an f
father: Kevin, show me your report card
Kevin: yes of course
*gets an f in reports
father: Kevin!!!!!!!!!!!!, ill bring the khezarana
*Kevin left the living room with welts in his back from the khezarana*
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).