Keeze

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A slang word for cocaine since it is commonly snorted off of a key. The Dirty South in Las Vegas seemed to make this word Famous.

Nathan: "Who has the Keeze"
Camp dizzle: "Shit, it spilled all over my pocket, Rhino didn't close the bag"
Nathan: "Damn, we gotta buy more!"

Keeze by Camp Dizzle March 19, 2008

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Keeted

Keeted means when somebody mad you mad.

she just keeted my whole shit.

Keeted by MaliaDaDon December 6, 2021

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keezer • Keeze • Keezees • keeley • keefe • keeper • keener • keefer • keeler • keeker

keeper

someone who you keeping for life and forever, a one in a milllion.

she my one in a million she a keeper

keeper by faaizahx1 May 1, 2020

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sweeper keeper

Is a new way of goalkeeper, Manuel Neuer is an example of a sweeper keeper, sweeper keepers usually defend out of the penalty area,

"Cristiano Ronaldo had a break away into Bayern's Half and Manuel Neuer comes out of his Penalty area to defend the box he played the role as a sweeper keeper"

sweeper keeper by Soccer, Football, Goalkeeper, September 26, 2014

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Keeve

A mood

“I’m in a very laughable keeve right now”
“That’s a keeve”

Keeve by Sarah1847383 November 12, 2019

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keetered

BOTH drunk and stoned.

"Man, we were drunk last night, but you were totally stoned too." "Yeah, dude. I was pretty keetered."

keetered by SwingBatter October 12, 2009

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Keez

Keez is what you would use to refer to a group of close mates, or can be used when talking about a group of mates that are in prison (under lock and key).

It’s another way of saying the plural of the term “G” which means close mate. In this case keez is the plural of the term “kee” which is basically someone who is even closer to you than a g (they are called a kee because they usually would know your secrets, like a key opening locks)

“I only let my keez know about dem ones you get me”
“3 up my keez”
“I’m gonna meet my keez this weekend”
“Me ‘n my keez are heading OT this week”

Keez by P.W.A. June 22, 2020

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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